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Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:48 am
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:48 am
No joke. Also no pics. We work at the same place but different shifts.


What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
Posted by CSB
Member since May 2014
1202 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:49 am to
GHB
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:50 am to
2 methyl 2 butanol
Posted by Jabstep
Member since Jul 2014
2173 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:50 am to
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lunch date




She thinks it's co-workers grabbing lunch.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146839 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:51 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?


Grow up
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7094 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:52 am to
Before you clock out, go to the liquor aisle and get some margarita mix and tequila.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
27060 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:57 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?


Chloroform
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:57 am to
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Shift work


Cool man, reaaal cool
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35589 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:58 am to
Surprise sex
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17923 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:59 am to
You could have a non loser stand in for you, date, make her fall in love, and smash for 3 years. At that point you stage a disaster car accident in which you are burned over 70% of your body. This is where you need to be committed and go through with the burns. Now you step in, she won't recognize your goofy arse post accident. She will try and make it work, and will at least allow one pity sex.

Trust me I contemplated and this is the only way you are getting laid.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29800 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:01 am to
A day date? Friend zone much?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40744 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:05 am to
Cancel the lunch date and schedule one for the night. You've been put in the friend zone before you had a chance.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98083 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:06 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid
by not going on a lunch date
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137196 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:07 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
take everything about you and your instincts......and do the opposite
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14705 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:08 am to
When the check comes, hesitate and let her grab for it. Then, you reach for it and look her squarely in the face and say "Let's split it."
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
72572 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:10 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?



I would start by playing it cool, aka not attempting to brag to a bunch of anonymous people on the interwebs without even using any sort of documentation to back it up.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:12 am to
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
quote:

lunch date


Nothing you can do. But if you tell her you're gay, you might get a chance to see her naked.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:12 am to
Show her this thread
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68838 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:14 am to
What would trillhog say? He is the expert
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
71301 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:18 am to
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He is the expert


Bill Cosby is the real expert.
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