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re: Is Gronk the most ideal football player in the game?

Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:49 am to
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:49 am to
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Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:50 am to
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Every dude on this board wants to be Gronk more than any other player in the NFL


You could be the richest man in the world with the most perfect body and a 2 foot cock and you still wouldn't want your wife to meet Gronk.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:00 am to
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You could be the richest man in the world


Check.

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with the most perfect body


Check.

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and a 2 foot cock


Lost me here.



Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:01 am to
I think you'd have to go with Aaron Rogers.

League and Super Bowl MVP
Durable (except in 2013 when he broke his collar bone)
Arguably the best player at the most important position in football

And this (if true)

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This is the 10th season Mike McCarthy has coached the Packers, and the 10th season Aaron Rodgers has played for Mike McCarthy. In all that time, from January 2006 to this weekend, Rodgers has never been fined by the team. He has never been late to a meeting, a practice, a game, an off-season workout. He has never missed any of those scheduled events without permission. He has never violated curfew either in training camp or the night before any of the 197 preseason, regular-season or postseason games since McCarthy took over. He has never mouthed off to anyone, or violated any team rule to the extent that he had to be fined.


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Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:02 am to
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He's not particularly fast.

for a guy as big as Gronk, he moves extremely well. A 4.6 40 at 6'6" 265 is pretty damn fast.
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He's big, but there are a lot of big and athletic guys

again, there are not a lot of guys as big and strong as him that can move like he can. it's why he's such a nightmare to defend
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He can catch a football... but that's not particularly difficult.

lol. and he has very very good hands. he's made some pretty spectacular catches

and not to mention, dude is strong as frick. He would be an incredible football player with or without Tom Brady as his QB.
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 11:04 am
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 am to
I would say Tom Brady is the ideal football player. 4 Super Bowl wins.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17742 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:06 am to
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I would say Tom Brady is the ideal football player. 4 Super Bowl wins.


Yea but being a complete douche bag brings him down a few notches.

Rodgers is 50x cooler.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 12:04 pm to
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You could be the richest man in the world with the most perfect body and a 2 foot cock and you still wouldn't want your wife to meet Gronk.
Posted by FatClemanza
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 12:37 pm to
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You could be the richest man in the world with the most perfect body and a 2 foot cock and you still wouldn't want your wife to meet Gronk.


I was at Bogie's the night Ridley brought Gronk into BR before the SuperBowl in the Dome. Gronk is awesome. He is not playing a character, he is just as he seems on TV. He is hilarious. Dancing all over the stage with his ridiculous moves having a good time. He was being basically smothered by sorority chicks who wanted to grind on him. He left with about 15 of the best looking girls in the place on a packed Thursday. I believe he has even said in an interview that partying at Bogie's was one of his best times. It would be awesome to be Gronk.

On top of that, he is a monster, you see this guy on TV and your like yeah that's a big dude. . But in person, holy shite, he is huge. He looked like a superhero or Direct TV commercial superhuman.

And that is why he is the ideal football player. He is the absolute #1 at his position, plays at a completely different level than his peers, seems to be a funny guy, he parties his arse off and he gets any girl he wants.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112483 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 12:39 pm to
The fact that he goes to places like
Bogies instead of the "30000 dollar bottles of champagne room with a lame velvet rope" type establishments that most of these guys go to is awesome in its own right
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 12:44 pm to
That chick is
Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 12:57 pm to
How about Calvin Johnson?
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 1:08 pm to
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Gronk is really good, but I don't know what separates him from others. Like, why can't other players be as good as he is? He's not particularly fast. He's big, but there are a lot of big and athletic guys. He can catch a football... but that's not particularly difficult. I think Tom Brady makes Gronk and Gronk immensely helps Tom Brady.


Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17742 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 1:13 pm to
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The fact that he goes to places like
Bogies instead of the "30000 dollar bottles of champagne room with a lame velvet rope" type establishments that most of these guys go to is awesome in its own right


And that he owned one suit for his first three seasons. Maybe even now.

He'd just take it on and off for travelling and pressers without getting it cleaned.

Apparently he hardly spends any money at all.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23836 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 1:19 pm to
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was at Bogie's the night Ridley brought Gronk into BR before the SuperBowl in the Dome. Gronk is awesome. He is not playing a character, he is just as he seems on TV. He is hilarious. Dancing all over the stage with his ridiculous moves having a good time. He was being basically smothered by sorority chicks who wanted to grind on him. He left with about 15 of the best looking girls in the place on a packed Thursday. I believe he has even said in an interview that partying at Bogie's was one of his best times. It would be awesome to be Gronk.

On top of that, he is a monster, you see this guy on TV and your like yeah that's a big dude. . But in person, holy shite, he is huge. He looked like a superhero or Direct TV commercial superhuman.

And that is why he is the ideal football player. He is the absolute #1 at his position, plays at a completely different level than his peers, seems to be a funny guy, he parties his arse off and he gets any girl he wants.


If that were me

Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7364 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 2:28 pm to
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Did you see the catch he made last night where he landed out of bounds in the back of the end zone? He's unreal.


This play really opened my eyes. I knew he was a great athlete but the way he soared up and plucked the ball out of the air was amazing.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 2:38 pm to
Foles and Gronk are the only Wildcats I'll ever cheer for as a Sun Devil. Gronk was just a pure beast and he seems like a great guy to be around. Foles almost committed to ASU but Erickson screwed that up. Scoobee looks like another good guy.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 2:40 pm to
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Every dude on this board wants to be Gronk more than any other player in the NFL


I can't disagree with this. His life seems pretty awesome.

Also seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with.
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 2:50 pm to
Sadly it's JJ Watt
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6880 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 3:24 pm to
Its far easier to list what this dude cant do! Guard/center on offense and cb/safety on defense. Pretty aure he can play everywhere on ST's. Thats maybe 5 out of 33 spots on the field that we know he'd stink it up.
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