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Any other O-T dudes occasionally piss sitting down? Is it Alpha Chill or Beta?

Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:09 pm
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17742 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:09 pm
I may take some hell for this, but in celebration of my 27th birthday today, I find myself taking lots of morning and hangover pisses sitting down. My gf gives the WTF look but lately I have just given zero fricks.

No aiming, no hassles and its almost like dropping a solid duece. Any other time though I'm a stand and fire outdoors kinda guy.

Anyone else change things up every now and then when you're just too tired/still drunk to stand and aim?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84537 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Is it Alpha Chill or Beta?


DIAF
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
167155 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
yep, and sometimes i wipe just to see what's there.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8437 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
Turn in your mancard.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9853 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

STLhog


I'm pretty sure I read an article that this is how Bruce Jenner began his transformation.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61442 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
The best pees are hot shower pees
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
two piss threads in one day.

oh and no, that's some bullshite
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11004 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
Middle of the night pisses are usually done sitting
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

My gf gives the WTF look


why are you pissing (sitting down, no less) in front of your g/f? The sexy is dead in your house, huh?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120796 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
In the summer i enjoy it.

The cold seat feels nice
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31680 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
If I'm at home, I sit when I piss.

My toilet, my piss, my life, my choice.



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
125004 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
Sitzpinkler
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:17 pm to
When I wake in the middle of the night to pee, I'll sit down. Every morning I sit to pee and wait on the poop to come while browsing on my phone.
Posted by winston318
Oklahoma City,OK
Member since Sep 2009
3175 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:18 pm to
I piss sitting down everytime I drop a deuce
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:20 pm to
when i wake up in the middle of the night for my 2nd or third piss, half asleep, i sit in the dark so i can retain my level of unconciousness.

F all the haterz. Wait until you get old and your prostrate makes you pee all the time.

yeah, i know how to spell prostate.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:21 pm to
the only time I sit down to pee is when I'm kinda on the fence as to whether I need to poo or not. I sit down just in case the poo wants to come out. If it doesn't, i'll enjoy the piss just sitting down.

but I don't begrudge you for doing that. This is America, pee however you want
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:22 pm to
Middle of the night I sit down to piss and I'm not ashamed.

Don't have to turn the lights on, don't have to even open my eyes.

Its the best way to piss without really waking up so I can easily fall back asleep and pick up my dream right where I left off...getting fellatio from Samantha Hoopes.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65144 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:25 pm to
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Any other O-T dudes occasionally piss sitting down? Is it Alpha Chill or Beta?


Posted by Red Drum
Coast
Member since Sep 2007
1793 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:29 pm to
how else am I supposed to check emails and prevent spillage? Aim small miss small but when it's late it's late.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:33 pm to
in the event that a raging boner is involved and you really gotta go.. It has it's advantages
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