re: My last day at my job is today. What should I do?

Laugh at their jokes, let them get the best of you sort of speak, be a good sport. End on a high note, shake hands and say you'll keep in touch. You never know, you might come back.

Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink hose handle.

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You never know, you might come back.

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That is why i never burn bridges. I was told if i ever come back to nola area they will find a spot for me. Lesson for the younger pups on here.

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leave early and sneak out the back so you don't have to do all those awkward goodbyes

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I utilize the Dirty Irish Exit almost exclusively.

Print out some photos of yourself and hide them all over the office... under toilet seat lids, tape one to the copier lid (if they use the feed tray they'll end up w/ a stack of your pic), etc.

Or you could just shite on their desks.

Hit on every woman there that you find attractive. You might get lucky since you're moving out of town.

Top 10 ways to be the "funny guy" at the office

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you
the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how
you're just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you
are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass
and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that."

7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "arse ****ing."

6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand
down your pants.

5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even
match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
hand.

3. shite on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shite, laugh and point.

2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look
down and say, "Oh."

1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your arse. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my arse!"

Keep classy, you never no down the road what is going to happen