Funniest shite happend at work, i think someone was trolling

Ok, continue...

This is going to be good!

Can someone IM me when he starts saying something funny?

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Here we are over a week later and apples are still sitting on the damn table

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That is so funny.

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So i work in an office, and every 2-3 days people will bring in 2 dozen doughnuts or cupcakes, or a whole dam cake, and the water buffalos here will destroy it by 9am

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This is my office to a T.

I work on a second floor and I'm pretty sure it's suspension supported (2nd floor is top floor). Anyways, the ground literally shakes when our wooly mammoths get the "cake in break room" email.

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And I work for a major corporation, not a state office fwiw. It's the IT folks here that can destroy a fuggin cake with their yellow glasses on. Chasing it down with Mountain Dew.

Guess you had to be there..

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water buffalos

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I chuckled.

had you posted this 2 weeks earlier it definitely would have made the reddit top 10 trolls of the year list

I have to bring breakfast or lunch into a lot of offices in my job.

There is always one bitch in every office that will complain because I didn't bring in vegan options.

There are always 20 to 30 other bitches, that will complain if I bring in something healthy and skip the donuts and breakfast tacos. But during every visit at least one of these bitches will tell me they just started this new diet plan while I just saw them shoving donuts in there mouth and chugging coke.

I'm so sick of it now, i switched to a service that delivers. I send them a menu let them pick there shite and give the service my credit card number.