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re: How many camels could you get for your wife/gf?

Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by Jalapeno_Business
Member since Nov 2014
199 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 4:56 pm to
Only worth 50 camels.

No pics.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:19 pm to
20
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:22 pm to
81 baw
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:28 pm to
65
I imagine having to list her as "chubby" (considering she is preggers) brought it down a notch.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
41008 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:36 pm to
80
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:38 pm to
Mine says 80. Is that good?
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

No errbody will be lying about how many camels their GF will fetch.



I put in legit numbers.

5'4"
Blonde Hair
Long
D Cups
And, I called it as "sporty" cause she's 5'4" 125. That's above thin. I guess I could've called it "normal" but damn, "normal" in America has gotten a bit big.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:14 pm to
5'4" 125? Mom bod?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129071 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:20 pm to
The long blonde hair makes a HUGE difference(Arab princes must love long blonde hair). If I dye my hair brown and cut it short I go down 20 camels in worth.


ETA: Having blue eyes makes a 6 camel difference
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 6:22 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

5'4" 125? Mom bod?

She's 32 and wears a size 4.

That's what I put in the silly calculator, and, that's what I got.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

The long blonde hair makes a HUGE difference(Arab princes must love long blonde hair). If I dye my hair brown and cut it short I go down 20 camels in worth.
Well, ya know, we like to have something to pull back on when doggy style.

There needs to be a tool in that calculator for "natural" blonde vs fake blonde. LOL
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:26 pm to
It occurs to me, there should be another calculator.

As in, "how many camels would a guy have to pay for a given female model?"

IE, if you're a guy who is 5'6" 300lbs, that 80 camel model now costs 120.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70129 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:28 pm to
I am having a huge brain fart on the height thing, or my computer isnt displaying it correctly.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129071 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:29 pm to
It is in cm


Take height in inches and multiply it by 2.54
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22999 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:33 pm to
Got 68 camels too. How do I claim my camels?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129071 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:34 pm to
10 years ago I was worth 80 camels. 7 camels isn't bad for depreciation right?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22999 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:35 pm to
i want my camels
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70129 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:39 pm to
ahhh I didnt know that.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164635 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

73 here

Let's make a deal
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:43 pm to
I'm only worth 59. Must be the short brown hair.
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