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re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:49 pm to lsu2006
Posted on 4/22/15 at 2:49 pm to lsu2006
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Not exactly an Earth-shattering analysis.
Does get better every time I come home though. Downtown adn the overpass area have come a long way and Uber is finally there.
When they develop the area on River Road between downtown and LSU, it will be a huge step forward for the city. Especially if they have a cheap bus/street car type thing going back and forth.
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Posted on 4/22/15 at 3:16 pm to TheCaterpillar
Aggie walks into work with a big white bandage on his head.
Boss says, "What happened to you?"
Aggie says, "I was ironin', the phone rang, I wasn't payin' no attention, picked up the iron by mistake and burned my ear."
Boss says, "OK, but why are both ears bandaged?"
Aggie says, "Son of a bitch called back."
Boss says, "What happened to you?"
Aggie says, "I was ironin', the phone rang, I wasn't payin' no attention, picked up the iron by mistake and burned my ear."
Boss says, "OK, but why are both ears bandaged?"
Aggie says, "Son of a bitch called back."
Posted on 4/22/15 at 3:42 pm to austintigerdad
They recently found a man's bones on the Aggie campus in a closet behind a lot of old junk. Turns out it was the 1937 hide and seek champion.
The Aggies were late for the last football game at Tiger Stadium. On the bus ride over they saw a sign that said"Clean Restrooms Ahead" They cleaned 17 before they finally made it to BR.
The Aggies were late for the last football game at Tiger Stadium. On the bus ride over they saw a sign that said"Clean Restrooms Ahead" They cleaned 17 before they finally made it to BR.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 3:53 pm to Tegre
A car full off Aggies co-eds was going to the LSU game in BR.
When they got to Breaux Bridge a state trooper pulled them over. He walked up to the drivers window, pulled out his dick and waited.
The driver looked at her friends and said: Can you believe it? Another breathalyzer.
When they got to Breaux Bridge a state trooper pulled them over. He walked up to the drivers window, pulled out his dick and waited.
The driver looked at her friends and said: Can you believe it? Another breathalyzer.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 4:45 pm to magildachunks
Freshman Aggie comes home from A&M for the first time. His dad asks how things are going.
"Fine, Dad...but I think my room mate's gay."
"How can you tell, son?"
"His dick tastes like shite, Dad!"
"Fine, Dad...but I think my room mate's gay."
"How can you tell, son?"
"His dick tastes like shite, Dad!"
Posted on 4/22/15 at 4:48 pm to KnuteMiles
what do you call a beautiful woman on ATM's campus?
visitor.
:rimshot:
visitor.
:rimshot:
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:15 pm to lsuroadie
Where do all the beautiful ladies park on ATM's campus?
Visitor's parking lot.
Visitor's parking lot.
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:21 pm to lsuroadie
What do you call a really hot chick in College Station?,,,,, A Tourist.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:26 pm to Bootycall
I am an LSU fan, but I think we can all agree that College Station has some talent over there. As for the joke, 6/10
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:30 pm to Bonz0
6 ain't bad.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:11 pm to Bootycall
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five...one to hold the bulb and four to turn the house
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:17 pm to 18handicap
An Aggie, Rice Owl, & Houston Cougar were told to take one thing with them on a trip across the desert.
The Owl had a cactus...
The Cougar had a watermelon...
The Aggie had a car door...
The Owl was asked why he had a cactus..."when it gets hot, I can drink the juice and even eat the inside of the cactua."
The Cougar said, "same as the owl, I can drink the juice and eat the fruit and even eat the skin."
Then comes the Aggie..."why in the hell are you carrying a car door?"
Aggie responds, "Well its gets real hot out in the desert. So when that happens, to cool off, I just roll down the window and let the cool breeze come through."
The Owl had a cactus...
The Cougar had a watermelon...
The Aggie had a car door...
The Owl was asked why he had a cactus..."when it gets hot, I can drink the juice and even eat the inside of the cactua."
The Cougar said, "same as the owl, I can drink the juice and eat the fruit and even eat the skin."
Then comes the Aggie..."why in the hell are you carrying a car door?"
Aggie responds, "Well its gets real hot out in the desert. So when that happens, to cool off, I just roll down the window and let the cool breeze come through."
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:17 pm to 18handicap
Nm
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 7:07 pm to Nix to Twillie
How many Aggies does it take to eat a Armadillo!
Two! One to eat the Armadillo while the other one watches for car's.
Two! One to eat the Armadillo while the other one watches for car's.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:40 pm to Bootycall
Yeah, it wasn't bad
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:44 pm to Roarforthetigers
What is a squeal of brakes, roar of engine, squeal of brakes, roar of engine, etc.
Aggie driving through flashing red light
Aggie driving through flashing red light
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:11 pm to BeauCephus307
Well actually there are only two Aggie jokes.
The rest are documented facts.
The rest are documented facts.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:43 pm to BeauCephus307
Was sitting at the bar the other day. Some aggie walks behind me and asks of he can push my stool in.
Aggie guy I know asked if I wanted to go watch a soccer match with him. I said if I wanted to watch someone struggle for 90 minutes to score id just take him to the bar
Aggie guy I know asked if I wanted to go watch a soccer match with him. I said if I wanted to watch someone struggle for 90 minutes to score id just take him to the bar
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:52 pm to BeauCephus307
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How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
40,001. One to actually screw in the light bulb. 40,000 to make a tradition about practicing how to yell for him the night before.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 10:52 pm to LSUTigerDDS
A Texas grad, an LSU grad and an A&M grad were the last three survivors of a shipwreck. They finally landed on an island populated by cannibals.
The chief had them tied up then said to the Texas grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The Texas grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me some poison." So he took the poison and saved himself the torture.
The chief then said to the LSU grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The LSU grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me a knife." So he stabbed himself and saved himself the torture.
The chief then said to the A&M grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The A&M grad thought real hard and long, then finally said "Give me a fork." The cannibals were confused but brought him the fork. He grabbed it quickly and started randomly stabbing himself in the chest yelling, "Yeah, Well, frick your canoes!"
The chief had them tied up then said to the Texas grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The Texas grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me some poison." So he took the poison and saved himself the torture.
The chief then said to the LSU grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The LSU grad thought fast and said "Yes, give me a knife." So he stabbed himself and saved himself the torture.
The chief then said to the A&M grad, "We are going to pull out your fingernails one by one, disembowel you alive and then flay you, eat your body and use your skin as canvas for our canoes. Do you have a last wish?"
The A&M grad thought real hard and long, then finally said "Give me a fork." The cannibals were confused but brought him the fork. He grabbed it quickly and started randomly stabbing himself in the chest yelling, "Yeah, Well, frick your canoes!"
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