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September 11th movement to help identify muslim terrorist. Please join in.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm
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As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:42 pm to AnonymousTiger
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:43 pm to AnonymousTiger
Did your dad send you that from his AOL email account?
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to AnonymousTiger
quote:K.
all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to AnonymousTiger
this is something my idiot, half retarded, failure of an uncle would post on facebook
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:44 pm to AnonymousTiger
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all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
Do. Not. Want.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:45 pm to AnonymousTiger
My friends that did tours in Iraq said the locals are the biggest porn hounds they'd ever seen. The OP sounds weird and there's no link.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:45 pm to AnonymousTiger
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:47 pm to AnonymousTiger
That's the first time I've ever downvoted anything. It's not a good feeling but holy shite this is just retarded. This is something a lame humorless uncle would forward you via email to prove that he's got a since of humor and try and make you forget about the shirtless nights he made you spend in his sleeping bag on camping trips many years ago.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:58 pm to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:06 pm to AnonymousTiger
I laughed out loud. I showed it to my wife and she also laughed out loud. We all had a big laugh, out loud.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:07 pm to AnonymousTiger
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AnonymousTiger
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:07 pm to AnonymousTiger
This is stupid as frick, but let's break it down:
Let's pretend this is true. Has the author of this masterpiece noticed that when these frickers take themselves out they tend to take as many as possible with him?
Has this super genius seen the majority of American women?
September 11th is on a Friday this year. Patriots work for a living. This Mensa member must be a communist.
Make that an alcoholic communist.
quote:
As you might already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
Let's pretend this is true. Has the author of this masterpiece noticed that when these frickers take themselves out they tend to take as many as possible with him?
quote:
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Has this super genius seen the majority of American women?
quote:
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
September 11th is on a Friday this year. Patriots work for a living. This Mensa member must be a communist.
quote:
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
Make that an alcoholic communist.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:10 pm to AnonymousTiger
r/forwardsfromgrandma
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:26 pm to AnonymousTiger
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