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‘Best sex ever.’ Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:44 pm
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McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
Forbidden love. You go girl.
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Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
Tree must have taken her to Chedder's
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
there's a wood joke in there somewhere
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
When you have tree trunk....
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:45 pm to mattz1122
Talk about bringing the wood
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
Guess it grew up.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
She's one hell of a tree hugger...
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:46 pm to mattz1122
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McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
I suppose they mean series
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It’s believed Emma’s bizarre attraction to the tree may be a result of a condition called dendrophilia where a person is sexually attracted to a tree
I heard there's a pill for that now.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:47 pm to mattz1122
Her parents hope he would just make like a himself and leave.
He's one bad motha_
"Shut yo mouth!"
He's one bad motha_
"Shut yo mouth!"
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:47 pm to mattz1122
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Best sex ever
Unless she's handy with a good sander, you'd think splinters would be a serious issue.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:50 pm to mattz1122
???
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:52 pm to mattz1122
If Obama had a tree.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:53 pm to mattz1122
He wood never leaf her
Posted on 3/23/15 at 4:55 pm to mattz1122
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she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
i'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess she's not too poplar with her parents right now
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:02 pm to mattz1122
I would have bet that the tree was a cypress. I could imagine her going to town on one of those cypress knees.
This one would do the trick.
This one would do the trick.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:06 pm to mattz1122
In before marriage is between a man and a woman...or a man and a man, or a woman an a woman, or a transgender and a man, woman or transgender, or a man and his best friend, or a man and his dog, or a woman and robot
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:11 pm to mattz1122
somebody slap some meat up against this girl and straighten her out
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:15 pm to mattz1122
It's a poplar tree
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:16 pm to mattz1122
How could she turn down the proposal of such a Poplar and well off tree? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that was an offer she couldn't afford to leaf behind...its not like money grows on trees and we all know that these women are more interested in tall guys with lots of that green.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 5:18 pm to mattz1122
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Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim
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