Got a foot fetish? Your dreams have just come true---introducing the Vajankle

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For all those people out there who feel a fleshlight just isn't enough, there's now a Vajankle, which, yes, is exactly what it sounds like: a replica of a dismembered foot with a vagina stuffed right up into the ankle. It's an art piece, it's a frick toy, it's very very conspicuous.

I'd like to imagine that the people who buy this product just want to have a conversation piece. They've set out their larger-than-life fleshlights on the kitchen table ("oh, no! Not that one! It won't help you light your way in the basement!) and are tired of people politely ignoring them. But who's going to ignore a dismembered foot, I ask you? Who's going to just movie it aside and not question why there's a giant vagina sticking out of it? I certainly would, because I'm a human being with curiosities and also I would need to know that it was 100 percent fake and whoever owns one isn't actually breeding ankle-vag hybrids in their basement

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