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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:36 am
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:36 am
probably much more effective than traditional therapy.
Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well frick a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shite up and headed back home, STD-free.
Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
LINK
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well frick a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shite up and headed back home, STD-free.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:37 am to Cactus Tiger
when he starts pissing fire he will wish he was dead
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:39 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
when he starts pissing fire he will wish he was dead
quote:
headed back home, STD-free.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:39 am to Cactus Tiger
Hookers & blow is always the answer to any man's problems.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:39 am to Napoleon
quote:
headed back home, STD-free.
didn't read past hookers
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:40 am to Cactus Tiger
I have a hard time believing this story. Sounds like classic internet attention-seeking
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:41 am to Cactus Tiger
quote:
snorting coke off tits
Should be on every man's bucket list
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:43 am to Cactus Tiger
Hard to believe he wasn't robbed if they knew he had enough money on him to buy all that shite.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:43 am to Swoopin
quote:
I have a hard time believing this story. Sounds like classic internet attention-seeking
Or written by the Mexican Tourism Agency.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:45 am to boddagetta
quote:
Hookers & blow is always the answer to any man's problems.
amen
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:46 am to Cactus Tiger
There is merit to this course of action.
Assuming they are good looking prostitutes.
Assuming they are good looking prostitutes.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 9:57 am to Cactus Tiger
The ultimate OT fairy tale.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:03 am to boddagetta
quote:
Posted by boddagetta
Hookers & blow is always the answer to any man's problems.
This!
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:14 am to Cactus Tiger
obligatory "OMG YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ ON REDDIT. HOW STUPID ARE YOU?"
only because that is the response I get every time I post stories off of reddit.
only because that is the response I get every time I post stories off of reddit.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:19 am to colorchangintiger
Either that, or your post history indicates that you are an idiot.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:20 am to Cactus Tiger
Who knew Charlie Sheen was suicidal
Posted on 11/7/14 at 10:21 am to Cactus Tiger
Well he's almost dead. He probabaly has Aids.
Posted on 11/7/14 at 11:41 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
when he starts pissing fire he will wish he was dead
Posted on 11/7/14 at 12:10 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
when he starts pissing fire he will wish he was dead
Been there done that. Still better than death.
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