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Bro Country Concert in Dallas gets destroyed by a Dallas Observer reviewer.

Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:31 am
Posted by Haughton99
Haughton
Member since Feb 2009
6125 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:31 am
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Ebola causes you to leak fluids from your body's orifices and bleed internally until your body starts to slowly shut down. Then you die from a combination of low blood-pressure and organ failure. If you have the misfortune of being an American who catches this vile disease, the media will ruthlessly invade your privacy and reveal every minute detail of your life to the public. This is a horrid fate for anyone unfortunate enough to catch this terrible malady.

And I would gladly endure it all so long as I never again have to suffer the experience of sitting seven rows back from the stage while Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean gleefully danced on the grave of one of the most purely American forms of art to the tune of cheers from 9,999 very intoxicated people.


Link to review

Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:35 am to


But people who like country music are the worst.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:37 am to
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Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean


Trash
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12521 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean


Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13335 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:45 am to
Can't really disagree with that.

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Jason Aldean

Douche.

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Florida-Georgia Line

Douchier.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
23406 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:47 am to
What did the guy fricking expect and why was he there? Concert is garbage
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6894 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:50 am to
I thought Jazz was the most purely American form of art?
Posted by Tiger Among Tusks
Around too many Bama fans
Member since Jul 2012
549 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 11:56 am to
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"Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line looks like country music's take on Scott Stapp, with his flowing hair and affinity for bare skin and crosses."


I lost it when I read that. I HATE Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:00 pm to
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Jason Aldean

BR loves him


quote:

Florida-Georgia Line

them too...

Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24863 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:02 pm to
Jason Aldean and Luke fricking Byan were the first people to have a concert in Sanford Stadium.


How fricked up is that?

Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Ebola causes you to leak fluids from your body's orifices and bleed internally until your body starts to slowly shut down. Then you die from a combination of low blood-pressure and organ failure. If you have the misfortune of being an American who catches this vile disease, the media will ruthlessly invade your privacy and reveal every minute detail of your life to the public. This is a horrid fate for anyone unfortunate enough to catch this terrible malady.

And I would gladly endure it all so long as I never again have to suffer the experience of sitting seven rows back from the stage while Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean gleefully danced on the grave of one of the most purely American forms of art to the tune of cheers from 9,999 very intoxicated people.
That was beautiful.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18923 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:21 pm to
The states of Georgia and Florida should have to pay everyone reparations for the harm that Florida Georgia Line has caused to music.
This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:28 pm to
People that get butthurt about what other people listen to are miserable fricks
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:29 pm to
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There are SEC tailgates that don't get this wild. A sea of scantily clad women in cut-off shorts and fashionista cowboy boots swarmed around trading Jell-O shots and dancing on any man who offered a beer. arse is abundant and of low value at bro-country shows.


Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81592 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:43 pm to
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Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Aldean


OH gosh, these are my favorite two acts to make fun of.. ESPECIALLY FGL.

I actually used to really like JA.
This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 12:44 pm
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54288 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:46 pm to
Writer sounds jealous. Both acts are very talented and put on a good show.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75348 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:49 pm to
What's trashier? Bro country or "trickling" the field after a win?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:52 pm to
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the people who love these songs don't realize that none of them are actually farmers. It took everything in me to not turn to the dad sporting Puma-branded golf gear and point out that driving a truck does not automatically make one the Marlboro Man.




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the cream of the Dallas sorority crop get herded backstage (the guy in charge of getting groupies might have been the only one with legitimate ranch/farm skills in the building)


Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:56 pm to
Why does Jason Aldean constantly look like he got stung by a million bees on his face? His face is so fricking fat, but he's not really fat.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 10/30/14 at 12:57 pm to
dp
This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 1:01 pm
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