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Woman Finds Naked Man With Her Pitbull -- And It Gets Weirder From There
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:41 am
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:41 am
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A Waterbury, Connecticut man was taken into police custody Tuesday morning after his neighbor said she was forced to hold him at gunpoint to stop him from raping her dog. Ugh.
Alice Woodruff told the Republican American (note: there’s a paywall) that she heard a commotion in her backyard, only to discover a strange, naked man with her 12-year-old pitbull Layla-Ali, whom he was violating inside of a circle creepily arranged with his discarded clothes.
“The man started to ‘gazelle’ across the yard, saying ‘Today is the day!’ and ‘I am the anti-Christ and you’re going to die with me,’” Woodruff told the paper. “He kept saying he was with ISIS and he had Ebola, that he gave the dog Ebola.” Okay.
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Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:42 am to Green Chili Tiger
Thanks, arseinclarse... 
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:42 am to Green Chili Tiger
I don't even...
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:42 am to Chicken
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:43 am to Chicken
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:44 am to Green Chili Tiger
Honestly, I find this article refreshing. Typically you only read about this in Monroe, LA area.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:44 am to Green Chili Tiger
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to stop him from raping her dog. Ugh.
I can tell someone graduated from the Northwestern University College of Journalism.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:44 am to Green Chili Tiger
Dude knows how to party
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:44 am to Chicken
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Honestly, I find this article refreshing. Typically you only read about this in Monroe, LA area.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:45 am to Green Chili Tiger
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her 12-year-old pitbull Layla-Ali,
Why would you name your dog after Cassius' daughter?
That would be like naming your cat Moon Unit Zappa
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:47 am to PierPunk
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Dude knows how to party
Choosing a pitbull to rape seems like taking that whole "If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly" thing a little too far.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:47 am to Chicken
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in Monroe, LA area.
the hell..?
just when i was starting to like it here
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:47 am to Green Chili Tiger
From the description, I wouldn't be surprised if the perp regularly posts here on the Political Board.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:49 am to Chicken
Not cool man!
Pee pie was askin for it!
Pee pie was askin for it!
This post was edited on 10/27/14 at 9:50 am
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:53 am to Chicken
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Posted by Chicken Honestly, I find this article refreshing. Typically you only read about this in Monroe, LA area.
I RA'd
Posted on 10/27/14 at 9:58 am to Chicken
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Typically you only read about this in Monroe, LA area.
hey now that was uncalled for!
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:06 am to heypaul
Chicken is definitely winning this thread with 2 good blasts.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:10 am to Chicken
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This post was edited on 10/20/21 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:11 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:WTFingF?
only to discover a strange, naked man with her 12-year-old pitbull Layla-Ali, whom he was violating inside of a circle creepily arranged with his discarded clothes.
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:13 am to Green Chili Tiger
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“The man started to ‘gazelle’ across the yard, saying ‘Today is the day!’
This what I do to my wife on date night.
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