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Reminder to Mike's caretaker...quit feeding him at midnight tonight.

Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:44 pm
Posted by tigbit
Member since Jun 2011
2806 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:44 pm
Then throw a couple of meat logs in the trailer on game day. We are going to need him at the game, its all paws on deck for this one!

Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61199 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:45 pm to
They wont like this post.
Posted by Dieter Von Cunth
Oklahoma
Member since Nov 2013
232 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

We are going to need him at the game


I know what you're thinking but I don't he can play quarterback.
Posted by FiddleHead
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
14776 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:53 pm to
I'm calling PETA
Posted by TedStickles
Member since Feb 2008
1459 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:55 pm to
Mike VI's caretakers need to start feeling the heat. If he wants to stay put for rent-a-wins I'm ok with that, but you 100% load your butt into the trailer for Ole Piss. Do whatever it takes to get him in there.
Posted by tigbit
Member since Jun 2011
2806 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:58 pm to
Plan B:




This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18688 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

throw a couple of meat logs in the trailer


Well, that is explicitly against the rules.
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9444 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:00 pm to
Starve the Tiger to appease the windowlickers. Predictable.
Posted by Freder
Member since Aug 2014
809 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:37 pm to
Fire Mike VI
Posted by Ironhead985
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
8767 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:47 pm to
Correct. The animal that represents the fighting spirit of the entire university should be there. If not, I'm open to tigbit's idea also. Katie Perry naked with stripes painted on and a corndog wedged in her sperm sucker would work also.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 11:49 pm
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11079 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 3:43 am to
Short of torture and weapons, I don't think there's a whole lot that will hurt a tiger.

Let's do what it takes, Mike handlers.

Posted by StadiumDormRat'72
BR,LA
Member since Sep 2012
2942 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 7:55 am to
I'll say it one more time...

...can't we dangle a rubber snake or rat on a string and entice him to "investigate" or something similar? A wind-up toy? Mike the Mascot going "here, kitty kitty kitty"?

I'm tired of just hearing this "if he don't wanna go, then he doesn't have to" crap- at least TRY SOMETHING!
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2304 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 8:21 pm to
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