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Dural is a beast - dudes so fast

Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:33 am
Posted by theunknownknight
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Member since Sep 2005
57515 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:33 am
He's so fast, they don't catch him. He catches them.

He's so fast, when you watch the games, you may not even see him running on the field.

He's so fast, cars drive him to get places

He's so fast...
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
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Member since Dec 2013
15322 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:34 am to
quote:

He's so fast, they don't catch him. He catches them.

He's so fast, when you watch the games, you may not even see him running on the field.

He's so fast, cars drive him to get places



I'll give you an F for eFfort.
Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20517 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:36 am to
He's so fast, he finishes before penetration.
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:52 am to
Is this supposed to be a poem?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84067 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:52 am to
Dude makes defenders look like parked cars.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 10:06 am to
Yeah, I'll admit it.....I didn't think he would be the "go to" guy this year, even if he was more experienced.

As for his speed, he's apparently like Trey Quinn. Ya know, deceptive speed and all. On that 96 yarder, there was absolutely nothing special about that route. Pretty underwhelming actually. He just flat out ran past the DB.

I think very few of us realize how important it is that Dural can run by people, and Jennings can hit him him in stride with only about a step and half of separation. Having that dimension/possibility available on offense forces the defense to cover the entire field, and that's going to get REALLY important when we start playing SEC defenses.

Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45145 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 10:44 am to
quote:

when you watch the games, you may not even see him running on the field.


quote:

cars drive him to get places


I will be quoting this reply later for the crazy irony/coincidence. However you want to word it.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 10:46 am
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53419 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 11:39 am to
Lots of people were sleeping on him. Dude has been shinning but it was expected.
Posted by BugaSuga36os
Member since Jun 2014
284 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 11:53 am to
GOAT thread right here
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8438 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 12:39 pm to
He's so fast that defenders can't catch him when he's running.

Am I doing this right?
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13020 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:32 pm to
Did he get in a wreck Saturday night?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23395 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

...dudes so fast


I can't get past the grammar foul. At least get punctuation correct in the title.

Try: "dude's so fast." Still a terrible sentence but at least punctuated.
Posted by ComeAtMeBreaux
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2013
14 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:53 pm to
He's fast; he's really really fast.

I mean, he's so fast, he makes fast people look.. not fast.
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