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re: Does anyone else's SO do strange things in her/his sleep?

Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5148 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
84300 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
my will scream/wimper in her sleep sometimes because of dreams

scares the shite out of me everytime

oh and she sleeps with the pillow on top of her her head

I tell her all the time that she is just making it easier for the old lady to smother her
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67708 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
Man, you guys have some really bat shite SOs....mine is just regular bat shite.
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 8:42 am
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
10912 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
called that sleep insomnia
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:21 pm to
Earlier this week, my girlfriend kinda slapped my hand in the middle of the night and woke me up. I said what, to which she replied, your finger is in my butt.
It seriously took me a good 20 minutes to stop laughing and go back to sleep.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

There is one poster on here who's SO or ex-SO sleep walks her way into threesomes. That was a pretty strange story with no conclusion.

loved that thread.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:22 pm to
Well, that explains the bite marks on your neck.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:23 pm to
It all depends on the day we have had.

If we did shoulders or arms in the gym sometimes she goes numb and it wakes me up until I get her back to normal. Most nights she just sleeps under my pillow or face though...
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61447 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:24 pm to
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but if she has a bad dream about me, she gets mad like I really did it.


Been there
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:29 pm to
My wife will laugh in her sleep on rare occasions. It's creepy as shite to have dead silence at 3 a.m. and then hear her let out a giggle. Sometimes she wakes herself up with it and then she starts laughing harder at herself for doing it.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:29 pm to
She mouthbreathes.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22501 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:31 pm to


was waiting for that
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
9091 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:36 pm to
Grinds her teeth. Drives me fricking nuts. She has perfect teeth, but every night I wake up to what sounds like someone banging two rocks together.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16647 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

There is one poster on here who's SO or ex-SO sleep walks her way into threesomes. That was a pretty strange story with no conclusion.


Ah I remember that. Wish we knew how it turned out
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10149 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:54 pm to
I sleep with my eyes open. My wife fricking hates it.
Posted by 400lb. Ape
Member since Jun 2013
343 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 1:56 pm to
Have you seen Side Effects?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22006 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 2:00 pm to
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see what appears to be her eyes open. It's dark so I blink my eyes very hard to try to get better vision and sure enough her eyes are wide open looking straight at me.


She's possessed!
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11737 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

mine doesn't do things in her sleep, but if she has a bad dream about me, she gets mad like I really did it.


Same here, pisses me off too.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
26239 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 2:07 pm to
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mine doesn't do things in her sleep, but if she has a bad dream about me, she gets mad like I really did it.
ive had to deal with this as well.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67580 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 2:08 pm to
Mine kind of shakes for a second as she falls asleep sometimes. It's really helpful for knowing when she falls asleep.

She talks as well. Usually, she speaks in complete sentences, but the sentences are gibberish as the words are real words, but make zero sense in the context they're used in. She can seemingly carry on full conversations, convincingly while asleep. This usually happens when she is unusually stressed and has a lot of things to think about before going to sleep. It's like her brain still hasn't shut off and she's still talking things out in her head.

One time, she sat up in bed in the middle of the night and started yelling at me while asleep. Me, thinking she was awake, tried to stay calm and get her to tell me why she was mad. She kept saying things like "you know what you did!" or "stop denying". The second I raised my voice, her entire demeanor changed to startled, afraid, and confused. She just looked at me, teary-eyed and said "why are you yelling at me?" I, for one, was thrown completely for a loop and still mad and yelling about how she had been berating me for the past 5 minutes without an explanation. She said she'd just woken up to me yelling at her. Confounding to say the least.
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