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How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:01 am
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:01 am
I got into a small dented bumper situation a few months back because I was trying to undress this chick next to me with my eyes, but have almost crashed doing the same thing 100 times. I told the other guy that I spilled my drink and was trying to clean it up. Almost did it again this morning on campus checking out this whootie walking down the sidewalk in hot pants.
Curious to see if anyone else has this problem. Would more Adderall fix it, or would I just concentrate on the ladies better?
Curious to see if anyone else has this problem. Would more Adderall fix it, or would I just concentrate on the ladies better?
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Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:02 am to Hammertime
creeping and driving I see
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:03 am to Hammertime
quote:
How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?
This answer would be much higher if you asked a group of lesbians.
This post was edited on 9/4/14 at 9:04 am
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:03 am to Hammertime
never. 
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:04 am to Hammertime
If this is that big of a problem for you then you have no business out on the highway. They should revoke your DL and impound your car before you kill someone.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:06 am to Hammertime
I am usually looking at dick pics on tumblr when that happens.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:07 am to Hammertime
I rear ended someone on Robert E. Lee 4 years ago because I was checking out some Pouldeau in the canal and didn't see that the girl in front of me stopped. Was only going 25-30
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:08 am to Hammertime
One of my best friends completely totaled the front end of his brand new F-150 staring at a nude snap chat a few months ago
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to Hammertime
I was trying to kidnap these 3 kids one time. I was following them while they were on their bikes doing sweet jumps. I was watching them and ran into the back of a cop car. Turns out the kids were ninjas and kick me and my bros asses. But that whole story would take about an hour and a half to tell the whole thing
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to Hammertime
I wrecked once reading a babe thread on TD
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to Hammertime
Get your shite together bro.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:12 am to Hammertime
my brother ran into a parked car while rolling a joint. On his own street.
Close enough?
Close enough?
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:12 am to Hammertime
I did it.
I was driving an '80 Riviera. Tapped the car in front while checking out a girl(s) in the next lane.
They stopped, me and my bud took 'em to my place in Slidell and did the deed.
No pics since cell phones weren't invented yet.
I was driving an '80 Riviera. Tapped the car in front while checking out a girl(s) in the next lane.
They stopped, me and my bud took 'em to my place in Slidell and did the deed.
No pics since cell phones weren't invented yet.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:18 am to Hammertime
In my 20's I was walking in the parking lot of Fred's on the Amite and this guy was leaving to go out was trying to talk to me as he was driving. He ran his car into the boat ahead of him. And the stupid guy in the boat blamed me.
:good times:
:good times:
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:22 am to Hammertime
I rented a moped in PCB when I was like 13. I was staring at my reflection on those shiny crosswalks and slammed nearly at full speed into a truck that had stopped due to traffic. Luckily the truck had a tough metal bumper so no damage there. The moped was totaled though.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:22 am to Hammertime
I've never wrecked while doing so, but damnit if I haven't had a lot of near misses
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:31 am to Hammertime
Never
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:31 am to Hammertime
teach me how to be cool like you bro
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:32 am to Hammertime
quote:
How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?
Never. I don't act like I'm 14.
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:33 am to Hammertime
Did you flip your glasses up and yell, "Bitchin!," too, like in the '80s?
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