re: What is your most memorable co-worker quitting story?

In high school, I was an uber douche. I was working at Winn-Dixie in Plaquemine. I show up, sit in the back eating a whole bunch of fruit.

Walk over to seafood and eat about 5lbs of crawfish.

Finish off by eating a few donuts from the bakery. And polished off with a smooth glass of milk.

Waved to the manager and said I quit. Never went back.

My dad told me a story once that a Contractor out at the plant had told him. He had hired a guy who apparently was a recently released convict or paroled doing manual labor for this construction company.

Apparently the guy was lazy and had no work ethic, was accused of stealing from the site. So he calls a meeting, HR lady was present as a witness to fire him.

Guy tells him "well if you're going to call the police, that means I'm going back to jail. What's keeping me from killing you and raping her." Long silence. Guy just gets up and walks out.

I've got a few to tell. Nothing a crazy as you kids though.

A place I worked at in college as a part time job re-hired a woman that had left years ago due to trouble with alcohol. She came back and was fine for a few months. One day we get a call from the the police asking to speak to my boss. Apparently, she was found passed out down the street from our office in downtown br with no shoes. After the office manager found several bottles of vodka in her belongings in the office, she didnt return.



And my most recent tale: A coworker used up all his vacation and sick time because he took off every monday during football season and various doctor visits. He then found out he needed knee surgery (he worked in the warehouse). He took off the whole month of november to have the surgery and then got disability until it ran out in march. Before it was out, he came back to the office and met with the owner asking for my owner to fire him so he could collect unemployment. After my boss basically told him to frick off, we never heard from him again.
Fast forward to a few weeks ago and we found him in the paper. He just got busted for sneaking narcotics into a prison around pierre part.

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We peed in all the dough prepped for the next day and went to work for another pizza chain the next day.

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I think this stuff happens at every pizza joint. I had a two relatives that worked at pizza places while in college. The stories I've heard would make everyone give pizza.

Guy shite in his desk drawer after everyone was gone. He walked out and has never contacted anyone except leaving a sticky on the bosses door that he was outta here.