Waiting on someone to walk through the door? Real?

I would seriously move out of my house and burn it down if that thing went missing

a few more, with some taters and corn, she could have a nice boil.

Didn't realize the OB was full of pussies

She needs to work on her house cleaning skills, then maybe the environment will not be condusive to big arse spiders. Look at those dusty cob webbed corners... I wouldn't post the picture out of sheer embarrassment.

Has somebody you know wifed this broad?

I'd shoot it with an airsoft gun

Definite Wolf Spider. I bought a foreclosure last year. Ended upfinding about 10 black widows and a few wolf spiders. Came out one night and found a wolf spider the size of my wifes hand in the hallway by the bathroom. I ahve since run around the house with a shop vac every month or so and sucked up any spiders and webs. Also pressure washing the exterior seems to have killed them on the outside. We also bought a powder that you mix with water. Spray it on. Then when it dries it turns back to powder. Since spiders don't drag their bodies normal pesticides do not work. When they walk through this powder their feet throw it on their body and it kills them. Similar to Seven dust but this stuff is specifically for spiders. This odd issue with snakes and spiders is amusing. I like every other person am willing to kill both but even my kid knows to let Wolf Spiders walk. They kill the bad ones including black widows. I will however remove them grom the interior of the house when possible.

holy frick