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Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:30 pm to spiderman
Sling that web Spider-Man
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:30 pm to spiderman
D thought she was a thief, he was right. You just figured she'd spend the night.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:31 pm to Crawdaddy
quote:I used to. Not anymore unfortunately.
you own a skateboard?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:32 pm to spiderman
quote:
He says he recongnized my girlie and mentioned something about "tip to base."
Translation: "I've driven this broad around before while she gives hum jobs to dudes in the back of my cab."
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:32 pm to spiderman
My remote is MIA. What the frick is up with that?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to mikrit54
quote:
The Eagles. New Kid in Town.
Spiderman come lately?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to The Third Leg
quote:Please don't blame me.
My remote is MIA. What the frick is up with that?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to spiderman
She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:35 pm to CajunBandit
quote:
She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.
And she's always down.
And she's got it right.
And she's just my type.
[cowbell]
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:35 pm to CajunBandit
quote:And there it is. Sounds like you may be right.
She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:41 pm to spiderman
I hope Adam comes back from the dead and slaps you with his zombie dick.
That was horrible.
That was horrible.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:43 pm to spiderman
what do your spidey senses tell you?
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:44 pm to SouthOfSouth
quote:
Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in town
But the crew been said they seen her around
I thought they were right but I didn't wanna know
The girlie was Def and she wanted to go
I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose
I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
The next think she said, "My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!"
We got into the cab - the cab driver said
He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
He said a little something about tip to base
So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place
I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
She was crying like a baby - stupid dumb
It's just too bad that girl's a bum
She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always down
She's crafty - she's got a gripe
She's crafty - and she's just my type
She's crafty
I spent my last dollar to by a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while
The girl came up to me she said she loved the show
Asked her to come home and she couldn't say, "No!"
We got the crib - there's Adam and D.
We didn't say a word - they just stared at me
I said, "I don't know her just met her tonight."
And Adrock started hiding everything in sight
D. pulled me over said, "Hide your gold,
The girl is crafty like ice is cold!"
The girl is crafty - she knows all the moves
I started playing records - she knew all the grooves
He thought she was a thief - and D. was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night
When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for opening the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:45 pm to spiderman
quote:
"tip to base." Should I be concerned about continuing to see this chick?
I guess you should've closed your eyes
When she drove you to the place where her horses run free
'Cause you felt a little ill when you saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before you
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:46 pm to spiderman
Where are the fricking pics, motherfricker?
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