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re: Why Guys Should Not Be Required To Go Down On Girls

Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:30 am to
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81059 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:30 am to
Don't know. I have gotten her off doing it a bunch of times
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97806 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Posted by Bama and Beer Oh I love going down on her, she doesn't always give me the green light though


Self esteem issues
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7617 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:32 am to
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All these rookies that don't like it are probably just not good at it


or I can just get the job done with my dick

This place is like a daycare sometimes I swear.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15922 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:33 am to
How old is that guy, 18? He is a terrible writer, and probably a shitty lay. He should be glad to meet any girl stupid or desperate enough to frick him.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 9:18 am
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:33 am to
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non-awkward way to get out of it


Girl from a wedding two weeks ago I went down on cause she was hot.. Not even 30 seconds later I got the head tap.. I do it occasionally but not near as often as I get mine sucked
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81059 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:33 am to
You're exactly right I'm afraid
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:36 am to
You ain't lived till you've gone down on an African American


Good god almighty
Posted by Seven Costanza
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1983 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:37 am to
I disagree completely with this guy, but damn, did he have some funny analogies for cunnilingus.

quote:

-Labia Labyrinth
-Fighting in the trenches
-Dodging mortars and barbed wire on the muddy terrain of the vaginal Verdun
-polishing her dusty furniture
-digging for clams
-munching on tuna tacos
-shuck oysters
-licking the spicy mayo off a California roll
-tongue punching their saddlebags
-clean out a woman’s fish bowl
-servicing her transmission
-clean out her gutter
-eating two day old hairy sushi
-go down on a stinky box
-eat the sauerkraut off your reuben
-muff munching
-lick the cookie butter off her spoon
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6963 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:38 am to
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Not even 30 seconds later I got the head tap.


Damn. I would just stop trying all together hoss.
Posted by Tayday
Lake Charles. LA
Member since Mar 2011
5520 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:39 am to
Definitely some good ones in there
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11367 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:40 am to
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or I can just get the job done with my dick




with that attitude I bet she is faking or getting off with someone else
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32035 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:40 am to
quote:

You ain't lived till you've gone down on an African American


welp i aint livin
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Walt OReilly




or period blooded vag
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81059 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:41 am to
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eating two day old hairy sushi
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
28007 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:41 am to
Nothing wrong with it however never done it while she's on the rag

Not going clown mouthing
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:41 am to
and I care because????

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129071 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:42 am to
quote:

or I can just get the job done with my dick



Yeah she's faking
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136939 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:42 am to
Too early for a thread of this nature
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:43 am to
Most of my hookups are one night stands... wam bam thank you maam attitude

I don't really give two shits if they got off
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 6/12/14 at 8:43 am to
You just gotta do the dick/hand combo and pretend you aren't helping with your hand
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