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Eating weed...Maureen Dowd experiences the dark side of pot

Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:23 am
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:23 am
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She sat in a Denver hotel room experimenting with the legalized edible, "nibbling" on some of the chocolate-flavored bar.

"For an hour, I felt nothing [...] But then I felt a scary shudder go through my body and brain. I barely made it from the desk to the bed, where I lay curled up in a hallucinatory state for the next eight hours,"


Figured all the fern worms on this board would get a hoot out of this lady's experience. Always heard pot brownies were potent. I guess Maureen proved it.

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"I had been convinced that I had died and no one was telling me," Dowd said.



oh and SIAP
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:24 am to
Wow she is stupid to try this more than once
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:25 am to
She could never handle the mushrooms in Amsterdam.
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:25 am to
Maureen won't survive the zombie apocalypse
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:26 am to
She probably ate too much.


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A medical consultant told Dowd later that these types of candy bars should be consumed by inexperienced users by cutting them into 16 pieces. That recommendation, she said, was not on the packaging label.


Yep.
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 8:27 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37859 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:26 am to
Damn. Sounds like she almost ODed on the pot. My cousin died that way
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Maureen Dowd


IWNHI
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:26 am to
Sounds fun.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117753 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:26 am to
I would have loved to bone her while she was high.

With permission of course. She's a hot one.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:27 am to
Why not just a take a few vapes?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:40 am to
Isn't it illegal to have weed in Colorado if you're not a residence in that state?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27175 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:45 am to
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Sitting in my hotel room in Denver, I nibbled off the end and then, when nothing happened, nibbled some more.


Never do this. Always give the first dose the time it needs. She's lucky this was just pot. She probably shouldn't get near any mushrooms or acid. "Oh these two stamps didn't do anything in 10 minutes. Better stick two more on my tongue just to be sure." Have fun.
Posted by DrinkDrankDrunk
Member since Feb 2014
836 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:51 am to
If we're dumb enough to need labels on coffee cups telling us that the beverage we are about to enjoy is in fact hot, then edibles should probably be labeled too. Perhaps with an additional label that tells you three hours after you eat it when you feel amazing, not to eat anymore. Perhaps: STOP DUMMY YOU'RE HIGH ENOUGH, this will not end well.

However I wish that instead of Maureen Dowd(y), it would have been Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity with the whole thing on video. Fear and Loathing in a Denver Hotel Room.
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Always heard pot brownies were potent. I guess Maureen proved it.

You need to know what the ratio is. You can't just go scarfing down whole pieces of stuff or you're gonna be knocked out for a day.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29297 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:46 am to
Had a terrible experience with pot cookies. I was wishing I would die
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/5/14 at 11:08 am to
I've taken a decent quantity of edible. I was wrecked but no where near hallucinate
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58142 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 2:15 pm to
what a complete moron she is

she'd never had a brownie before and decided the thing to do was eat an entire one while drinking?

for her next article will she tell us the horrors of forgetting the entire night before from taking an entire bar of Xanax while she boozes?

Why would she only ask how much she should have eaten AFTER her experience?

Hey mister liquor store man. For my first time drinking last night I downed the entire 5th of Jack. I got really sick. What did I do wrong?

This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 2:20 pm
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23078 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 2:44 pm to
Sounds like she caught a whitey. Eat something. You'll feel better.
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