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Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:16 am to Marciano1
Belushi in Animal House
Walter in Big Lebowski
Walter in Big Lebowski
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:18 am to K E V 8 4
My personal favorite is Full Metal Jacket
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:20 am to Kingwood Tiger
Really? 2 pages in and no Independence Day speech?
You MFers are lacking.
LINK
You MFers are lacking.
LINK
quote:
"Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our independence day!"
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:20 am to wadewilson
quote:
Nic Cage on *ahem* negro elk in Port of Call
Another from Port of Call:
LINK
When he busts in a retirement home.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:22 am to Prominentwon
Affleck - Boiler Room LINK
Daniel Day Lewis I drink your milk shake
And a classic...Humphrey Bogart - The Caine Mutiny
He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's all right, let them. Take the tow line, defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow-strain. I was to blame for Lt. Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg.
Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. [He pauses - looked at all the questioning faces that stared back at him, and realizes that he has been ranting and raving] Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. If I left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them.
Daniel Day Lewis I drink your milk shake
And a classic...Humphrey Bogart - The Caine Mutiny
He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt tails hanging out, that's all right, let them. Take the tow line, defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me, and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles, and then old yellow-strain. I was to blame for Lt. Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg.
Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the ward room icebox did exist, and I've had produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. [He pauses - looked at all the questioning faces that stared back at him, and realizes that he has been ranting and raving] Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. If I left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:25 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:24 am to Prominentwon
quote:
Really? 2 pages in and no Independence Day speech?
How is a speech a rant?
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:29 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
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Clark W. Griswold...Christmas Vacation
.............holy shite where's the Tylenol?
Good call.
The rant in original Vacation was better imo tho, because he straight up tells his family they're "all fricked in the head". As a father you really can relate to that one.
Clark Rant
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:35 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:32 am to UMRealist
quote:
My personal favorite is Full Metal Jacket
That really has to be a top 5 of all time.
Another decent one came to mind, doc in Back to the Future.
And the Coach(John Goodman) in Revenge of the Nerds
Rant from Revenge of the NErds
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:34 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:33 am to Pectus
I love that he was shaving when he was behind the door.
I don't understand why that movie got such bad ratings, it was great.
"The frick is with the iguana?"
"There ain't no frickin iguana."
I don't understand why that movie got such bad ratings, it was great.
"The frick is with the iguana?"
"There ain't no frickin iguana."
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:36 am to mikelbr
I Agree, The Original Vacation one is good
quote:
I think you're all fricked in the head. We're ten hours from the fricking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fricking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shite!
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:37 am to HardHat
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Agree, The Original Vacation one is good
Yea buddy. I just had to link the youtube. That shite is short, sweet, and dead-on to the stressed out dads out there trying to make a fun vacation for ungrateful shits.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:38 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:41 am to HardHat
Christopher Walken and Chaz Palminteri in "Poolhall Junkies"
That movie has so many great speeches and rants.
That movie has so many great speeches and rants.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:46 am to Prominentwon
quote:
Really? 2 pages in and no Independence Day speech?
You MFers are lacking.
quote:
Best Movie Rants
quote:
Rants
I feel like you may not know what that word means.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:19 am to K E V 8 4
Al Pacino's rant in his last scene in Scarface when he's fixing to get killed is pretty great
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:19 am to Prominentwon
The bunny rant in Swingers.
And Favreau has a good rant in his current movie Chef.
And Favreau has a good rant in his current movie Chef.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:29 am to K E V 8 4
De Niro had a few, in Taxi Driver.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 11:32 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:33 am to CocomoLSU
Randall: you're not allowed to rent here anymore!!
jay: YEAH
jay: YEAH
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