re: Best Movie Rants

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:36 am to TH03

Coffee is for closers

Posted by CocomoLSU

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:39 am to TH03

Pacino's rant about God in The Devil's Advocate is pretty ballin'.

HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!

This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 11:40 am

Posted by TH03

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:49 am to CocomoLSU

I also think the chicken scene from killer joe fits this thread as well.

Posted by TH03

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:52 am to TH03

also "I'm surrounded by assholes" in spaceballs even though it's pretty short

Posted by LoveThatMoney

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 12:14 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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25th Hour

That's a good one. Benioff can write.

Posted by CockHolliday

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:29 pm to CocomoLSU

Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction was a pretty good one

Jules

Posted by Rev1897

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:37 pm to CockHolliday

The LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE
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Posted by BluegrassBelle

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:43 pm to K E V 8 4

By definition, I'd consider Kevin Costner's "speech" a rant in Bull Durham so I'm throwing it out there.

quote:
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

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Posted by Cole Beer

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:43 pm to FairhopeTider

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Nice guy? I don't give a shite. Good father? frick you! Go home and play with your kids.

Posted by abellsujr

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:51 pm to Cole Beer

Jerry Maguire has a few good rants.(no pun intended)

"I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is just flip out!"

"If I gotta ride your arse like Zorro, you gonna show me the money."

"Help me help you!"

"You come against me and you will lose!"

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Posted by kmcmah1

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 2:16 pm to K E V 8 4

Vince Vaughn's rant in Wedding Crashers about dating:

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Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that arse-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your arse sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Posted by GeauxxxTigers23

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 2:21 pm to BluegrassBelle

quote:
By definition, I'd consider Kevin Costner's "speech" a rant in Bull Durham so I'm throwing it out there.

I was going to post that.

Another good one is the rant from Rocco in Boondock Saints II

Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 2:41 pm to GeauxxxTigers23

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Another good one is the rant from Rocco in Boondock Saints II

False.

There is nothing good in Boondock Saints II

Posted by HardHat

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 3:04 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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There is nothing good in Boondock Saints II

quote:
False.

The scene when the cat gets blown away is pretty great.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 3:06 pm to HardHat

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The scene when the cat gets blown away is pretty great.

That's in the first one. The first one was a cinematic masterpiece. Part II sucked all kinds of arse.

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 3:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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That's in the first one.

you're right, I overlooked the II, I agree with you. The second one is an abomination.

Posted by LoveThatMoney

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Posted on 5/29/14 at 3:24 pm to Green Chili Tiger

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That's in the first one. The first one was a cinematic masterpiece. Part II sucked all kinds of arse.

Your frickin' what? Huh? Your what, bitch? [puts gun to his own head] I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little Ssss...

Skippy!

Ooooohhh what COLOR was it, BITCH?

Don't you fricking yell at her like that you prick!

SHUT your FAT arse, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you frickED!

Classic.