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CSB: Weird movie theater experience
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:35 pm
I went see XMen yesterday with some friends and had the most bizarre experience.
Just before the show starts three very unkept, short, smelly, and obnoxious fat women sit down. A mother and two daughters. As they sat, their putrid aroma hit me and my buddy like a brick wall. At first I thought they had some stale nachos or something, but further inspection revealed they were empty handed aside from the extra large sodas. Gross.
A few minutes after sitting down, the one directly in front of me begins to squirm and sway slightly from side to side (this would continue through out the entire film) and she begins reaching up and behind her chair. I'm sitting ankle-to-knee crossed legged and her stubby little hands found my shoe. I recoiled a bit, but tried to remain calm, assuming she would realize her mistake and quit. Instead, she begins caressing and feeling my shoe. My response was to smack her on the back of the head with the shoe she was touching. She turned around, looking somewhat confused, and I whisper/shouted "WTF are you doing?!"....instead of apologizing or answering at all, she slowly turned back around and commenced to squirming and swaying...not unlike a slow, fat, jiggly version of the inflatable whacky-wavy men at car dealerships. What. The. frick. ...
A little bit later, she raised her arms again to feel around behind her head and the most pungent, strong, and sour smell of B.O. wafted into my face. It was so bad I could taste it. Apparently my buddy could too because he kicked her chair and insisted that she "put em down!"....mercifully she complied.
The other two were swaying and squirming as well, and cuddling with one another. They must have gotten up a half a dozen times during the film. The mother was so fat that she had to position herself perpendicular to the hand rail so that she could hold onto it with both hands as she negotiated each step one at a time.
In addition to the bad smells, the squirming, and the intimate caressing of strangers shoes, they whispered loudly and played on their bright arse iphones through the whole film. It was a bad theater patron hat trick. Never seen anything like it.
At one point I almost felt bad because I figured the two daughters were retarded. They weren't. Just fat, smelly, and incredibly bizarre.
Can the OT top that? Let's hear it.
Just before the show starts three very unkept, short, smelly, and obnoxious fat women sit down. A mother and two daughters. As they sat, their putrid aroma hit me and my buddy like a brick wall. At first I thought they had some stale nachos or something, but further inspection revealed they were empty handed aside from the extra large sodas. Gross.
A few minutes after sitting down, the one directly in front of me begins to squirm and sway slightly from side to side (this would continue through out the entire film) and she begins reaching up and behind her chair. I'm sitting ankle-to-knee crossed legged and her stubby little hands found my shoe. I recoiled a bit, but tried to remain calm, assuming she would realize her mistake and quit. Instead, she begins caressing and feeling my shoe. My response was to smack her on the back of the head with the shoe she was touching. She turned around, looking somewhat confused, and I whisper/shouted "WTF are you doing?!"....instead of apologizing or answering at all, she slowly turned back around and commenced to squirming and swaying...not unlike a slow, fat, jiggly version of the inflatable whacky-wavy men at car dealerships. What. The. frick. ...
A little bit later, she raised her arms again to feel around behind her head and the most pungent, strong, and sour smell of B.O. wafted into my face. It was so bad I could taste it. Apparently my buddy could too because he kicked her chair and insisted that she "put em down!"....mercifully she complied.
The other two were swaying and squirming as well, and cuddling with one another. They must have gotten up a half a dozen times during the film. The mother was so fat that she had to position herself perpendicular to the hand rail so that she could hold onto it with both hands as she negotiated each step one at a time.
In addition to the bad smells, the squirming, and the intimate caressing of strangers shoes, they whispered loudly and played on their bright arse iphones through the whole film. It was a bad theater patron hat trick. Never seen anything like it.
At one point I almost felt bad because I figured the two daughters were retarded. They weren't. Just fat, smelly, and incredibly bizarre.
Can the OT top that? Let's hear it.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:40 pm to CptRusty
this thread is worthless without pics.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:40 pm to CptRusty
I would've moved to another seat....
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:41 pm to Shexter
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I would've moved to another seat....
packed theater and there were 5 of us. wasn't an option.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:48 pm to CptRusty
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this thread is worthless
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:50 pm to CptRusty
This is why I don't go to movies any more. People are just nasty and their manners are nonexistant.
The last time I saw a movie in the theatre was Transformers. I called out a pod of BBW for talking in the movie and I think they were ready to swing. I was ready too, and the fact that they sensed it caused them to back the frick down.
I just wait till the movie comes out on AppleTV or Netflix so I don't have to worry about getting arrested.
The last time I saw a movie in the theatre was Transformers. I called out a pod of BBW for talking in the movie and I think they were ready to swing. I was ready too, and the fact that they sensed it caused them to back the frick down.
I just wait till the movie comes out on AppleTV or Netflix so I don't have to worry about getting arrested.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:50 pm to CptRusty
That's what you get for going to a theater at peak times on a holiday weekend. You get to deal with people. You should've told them something about the cell phones.
I only go to theaters on weekdays or early hours. I try to minimize the amount of people that are in there with me.
I only go to theaters on weekdays or early hours. I try to minimize the amount of people that are in there with me.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:53 pm to CptRusty
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Can the OT top that? Let's hear it.
I don't have time to make up a story to post for the enjoyment of others.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:54 pm to ruzil
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This is why I don't go to movies any more. People are just nasty and their manners are nonexistant.
I used to think the same way until I found the joy of the daytime movie.
Saw Godzilla yesterday at 2:10. Maybe 15 people in the theater and the entire experience was enjoyable.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 2:57 pm to CptRusty
I would have gotten up and moved to another seat. I guess you liked the smell.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 3:01 pm to LSUZombie
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I don't have time to make up a story to post for the enjoyment of others.
so don't make one up?
You telling me you've never been in a theater and had to put up with some kind of rude or obnoxious behavior?
Posted on 5/25/14 at 3:02 pm to CptRusty
Ok, I wasn't sure at first, but I now feel comfortable in saying this after a second reading.
What you encountered in that theater was a family of androids.
What you encountered in that theater was a family of androids.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 3:07 pm to CptRusty
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
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any pics from the LLotOT field trip to watch X-men yesterday ?
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Ive been told only 3 showed up.
Coincidence?
This post was edited on 5/25/14 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 5/25/14 at 3:21 pm to CptRusty
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You telling me you've never been in a theater and had to put up with some kind of rude or obnoxious behavior?
The only thing I've ever had to deal with in a theater has been rude/chatty teens. I've found the best way to avoid this is to not sit at the back of the theater since that's where they head first.
Other than that, nothing close to what you've experienced
Posted on 5/25/14 at 4:17 pm to CptRusty
Should've gotten and usher. I've yelled at people at the theatre before for those kinds of shenanigans. The worst is when people bring their three year old children into the theater; the little shits running up and down the aisle, screaming. frick those people.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 4:21 pm to CptRusty
Fat people don't realize how utterly disgusting they actually are.
They are unpleasant to every sense.
They are unpleasant to every sense.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 4:46 pm to CptRusty
Why didn't you just get up and move. You liked the smell, didn't you?
Posted on 5/25/14 at 4:48 pm to CptRusty
They sound impaired in some sort of way.
The weirdest story I have is while watching Titanic back in the day, the guy in front of us ate 2 boxes of candy, and when they were gone, he tore the boxes into little pieces and ate them, too. He was trying not to be too obvious about it. But, we could hear him slowly tearing the boxes, which grabbed our attention. For the last hour and a half, we watched the guy eat candy boxes and 4 tissues instead of Jack and Rose.
The weirdest story I have is while watching Titanic back in the day, the guy in front of us ate 2 boxes of candy, and when they were gone, he tore the boxes into little pieces and ate them, too. He was trying not to be too obvious about it. But, we could hear him slowly tearing the boxes, which grabbed our attention. For the last hour and a half, we watched the guy eat candy boxes and 4 tissues instead of Jack and Rose.
This post was edited on 5/25/14 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 5/25/14 at 4:52 pm to VABuckeye
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Why didn't you just get up and move. You liked the smell, didn't you?
there are some illiterate motherfrickers on this site
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packed theater and there were 5 of us. wasn't an option.
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