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Game of Thrones character guide by someone who doesn't understand the show
Posted on 4/27/14 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 4/27/14 at 3:41 pm
***MAY CONTAIN SLIGHT SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP WITH THE SHOW***
Salsa
Arya
Bran and Hurdur.
Clifford the Big Bearded Motherfricker.
Shamu of Tarth
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Part 1
Part 2
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Salsa
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This is Salsa. Her role in the show is to bitch about everything and nothing at the same time. Anytime she's on camera, she's on the verge of tears, or has a resting bitch-face. So what if you were forced to stare at your decapitated dad's rotting head that was impaled on a stick? Who cares?
Arya
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This is Salsa's little nomad sister. She gets sassy with literally everyone. I'm not joking. Her catch phrase is telling the God of Death "not today". Of course she learned that from her teacher, Sassy Dancing Mexican Sword Guy. But he isn't that important.
Bran and Hurdur.
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This is Bran and his Pokemon Hodor. I really hate this kid. He gets shoved out a window for not appreciating some live porn and gets crippled. I did not want him to die as much as I did when I found out that they were going to "That's So Raven" the shite out of his plot. Yea. Bran has special eyes. His visions aren't even cool. What does he see? fricking birds.
As for Hodor, he's as interesting as a piece of cardboard with a sock stapled on it. I just want them to die. Oh my god.
Clifford the Big Bearded Motherfricker.
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They call him The Hound, but I like my dog related name better. He'll serve you solid look at his lightly toasted face with a side order of frick the King. He's traveling around with Arya, putting up with her sass, threatening the country's chicken supply, and other non-important things.
Shamu of Tarth
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It's a bird. It's a plane. Jesus Christ, it's the planet Jupiter wearing a dress. This chick is 300% woman. My favorite character by far. She pledges her life to that one gargoyle Stark woman who sounds like a chainsaw when she speaks. She originally fought for that awesome gay king who was murdered by Red's poo baby. So yea. She's got some baggage.
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Posted on 4/27/14 at 3:46 pm to Cap Crunch
Posted on 4/27/14 at 3:59 pm to Cap Crunch
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Reds poo baby
fricking
Posted on 4/27/14 at 4:41 pm to Cap Crunch
Holy shite, I started reading these at work and had to stop on Brienne because I was dying laughing out loud at my desk
The Bran and Hodor one
The Bran and Hodor one
This post was edited on 4/27/14 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:04 pm to Cap Crunch
Now that I think about it, Varys DOES remind me of a Snorlax.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:11 pm to Cap Crunch
Is that Arya? Looks like a completely different person in that pic.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:13 pm to Melvin
It's a picture of Lorde
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:22 pm to Cap Crunch
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Slutty Red Riding Hood
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This hot piece of arse is hardcore has h*ck. SRRH gives birth to some evil demon shite baby that goes off to murder immediately. She didn't even breastfeed the thing. If you don't think that's the tightest shite then you can go headbutt a knife. When she isn't shitting out hell-spawn mud monkeys from her demon vagina-gun, she can be seen flirting with yet another guy bitching about wanting to be king
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:20 pm to dawgfan24348
Holy shite that's funny!
Posted on 4/27/14 at 7:36 pm to Cap Crunch
King Joffery Barflethrop
frick this screeching cum guzzling shitspit. He's 30% Ellen DeGeneres, 10% Amy Poehler, 60% Spoiled Milk.This picture was taken right before our king was mollywopped across the face by his alcoholic whore-sniffing goblin uncle. I wanted to like him since he tortures Salsa regularly, but then he has to turn around and remind us that he can out bitch her. When he screams, it sounds like he's passing a kidney stone made of shattered glass.
frick this screeching cum guzzling shitspit. He's 30% Ellen DeGeneres, 10% Amy Poehler, 60% Spoiled Milk.This picture was taken right before our king was mollywopped across the face by his alcoholic whore-sniffing goblin uncle. I wanted to like him since he tortures Salsa regularly, but then he has to turn around and remind us that he can out bitch her. When he screams, it sounds like he's passing a kidney stone made of shattered glass.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 7:37 pm to dawgfan24348
Head butt a knife
Posted on 4/27/14 at 7:45 pm to Cap Crunch
Good stuff.
I think Game of Thrones has inspired some of the best spoof, recaps, memes, etc. of any show out there.
I think Game of Thrones has inspired some of the best spoof, recaps, memes, etc. of any show out there.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 10:57 pm to Cap Crunch
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If Neil Patrick Harris and a catfish had a child, which they then beat against a wall, you would get Theon.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 8:16 am to Cap Crunch
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This is Bran and his Pokemon Hodor
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