#AfterSex Selfies Are a Horrible New Instagram Trend (That Needs to Be Stopped)

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As if your Instagram feed wasn't already filled with too many selfies—selfies while working out and sexy selfies in the mirror before going out and selfies where only half their head is in frame because they have to fit the Eiffel Tower, too—now, right between a photo of their lunch and a picture with their mom, you might find a selfie of someone who just had sex.

Welcome to the #AfterSex hashtag

And the more TMI pictures are exactly what you think: Couples, generally in their late teens or 20s, lying in a post-coitus...bliss? So, basically, people are bangin' each other, snapping a quick selfie and spending their spooning session picking a filter. Romance, thou aren't dead!

First of all: Not to sound judgmental, but we're judging you. Second: We have literally a million questions.

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We feel it's worth pointing out that even if you're new to Instagram, you're probably not new to life and understand that, should you want to share your sex stuff on the Internet, there are porn hubs (literally PornHub.com) for that. Not on a social media where your aunt follows you.

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