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re: Dumbest thing(biggest regret) youve done to impress/get brownie points w/ a girl
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:10 pm to Random LSU Hero
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:10 pm to Random LSU Hero
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Bought a girl a puppy and all the supplies. spent like 600. she gave it away like a month later
that's pretty good
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Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:10 pm to Random LSU Hero
Faked an Australian accent one night in NYC. Girls really do eat that shite up.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:11 pm to dirtbag lsu
quote:Not worth it....
Went to see Micheal Bolton and Celine Dion in concert.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:12 pm to Bluefin
13 years ago, wrote this dumb girl a stupid arse poem and set up a valentine's picnic after she broke up with me. Makes me cringe just thinking about it. At least she made out with me one last time.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:14 pm to Random LSU Hero
I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:18 pm to Random LSU Hero
trick, the question is a trick
all of it. It is all dumb. Everything I have done with the intention of impressing a girl has been stupid. Try-harding sucks arse. Although it is very hard to give up.
Now when I go out there and just do shite because I feel like it, I do not regret any of that, because it actually works.
all of it. It is all dumb. Everything I have done with the intention of impressing a girl has been stupid. Try-harding sucks arse. Although it is very hard to give up.
Now when I go out there and just do shite because I feel like it, I do not regret any of that, because it actually works.
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:22 pm to Random LSU Hero
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Dumbest thing(biggest regret) youve done to impress/get brownie points w/ a girl
- Had a huge crush on a girl in high school.
- Told me she thought French was sexy.
- Took French instead of Spanish to impress her.
- Didn't impress her.
- Now I work in construction. Can't speak Spanish, don't remember any French.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:24 pm to Random LSU Hero
Lie about the last time I had sex
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:25 pm to Broke
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I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later
You win.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:26 pm to Blondie
Bought us both tickets to lady gaga concert...
Broke up with me a month later.
Never used them tickets...
Broke up with me a month later.
Never used them tickets...
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:26 pm to Broke
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I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later.
Very beta move bro, but I guess that's the point of this thread anyways
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:29 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
This is not Beta. A Beta would have got someone else to dive in the water at night. Downvote for Dirty Mike and the Boyz
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:29 pm to Paige
New thought process:
1. Oh, that's nice. If I do that for her, she will think I am sensitive, sweet, and care about her. Then she will like me and let me sex her.
2. No, you fricking dumbass. Treat her like shite. Then she will let you sex her.
3. profit
4. gtfo
1. Oh, that's nice. If I do that for her, she will think I am sensitive, sweet, and care about her. Then she will like me and let me sex her.
2. No, you fricking dumbass. Treat her like shite. Then she will let you sex her.
3. profit
4. gtfo
This post was edited on 2/4/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:29 pm to Broke
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I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later
You're so gonna win this.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:30 pm to Broke
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I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later.
Sheeeeiiiiit. No fuggin way.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:31 pm to Nado Jenkins83
you spelled my name wrong. It has rendered your post invalid.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:34 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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I was dating a girl that had just graduated with her MBA. Her parents bought her a ring and we were eating at a restaurant where the ring fell off her finger, onto a dock and into the water. I went back that night and dove for 2 hours finally finding the ring with my hands. Brought it back to her. Her parents thought I was awesome. We broke up 1 year later.
not a big regret because you got 1 yr of sexy time after that.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:34 pm to Andre
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condoms
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Is it weird that I've never used one?
What I think is weird is you probably have an expensive case on your smart phone right now but you don't wear a condom when bedding a random skank. You can get a new phone whenever, but you've only got one pecker, better make it last.
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:35 pm to Topwater Trout
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Sent them roses...what a waste of money
Posted on 2/4/14 at 1:37 pm to slacker130
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What I think is weird is you probably have an expensive case on your smart phone right now but you don't wear a condom when bedding a random skank. You can get a new phone whenever, but you've only got one pecker, better make it last.
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