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re: What Your Drink Of Choice Says About You In Bed

Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 3:59 pm to


at all the insecure guys throwing out anything but light beer so no one will think they're lame in bed...


I drink light beer.
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 4:00 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65058 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

at all the insecure guys throwing out anything but light beer so no one will think they're lame in bed... I drink light beer.



I don't think anyone here takes the article all that serious.


well except you maybe.
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63537 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

I drink light beer.


Lame in bed

BTW, LLOTOT, here is my bar


Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59485 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:04 pm to
Wow. Someone was actually paid to write that drivel.
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:24 pm to
No craft beer no care
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:32 pm to
I only drink absinthe when I'm in between batches of mead..
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18665 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Light beer>dark beer

The bait has been set
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

What about 4loko?

Preferred drink of the true Alpha
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84030 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Did the writer just give up 1/4 of the way through the list?



No kidding.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:51 pm to
I drink good bourbons and high gravity beers, especially IPAs. And I still think this article is shitty.
Posted by sgallo3
Dorne
Member since Sep 2008
24747 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

They don't say anything about my drink of choice, the Appletini.


that is basically the same as a rum and coke based on their definition of ur confident in urself and drink what you like

but this may be the worst article ever attempted to be written. i have to say attempted because it isn't close to being finished
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55448 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:54 pm to
I like micros. Maxim didn't have that as a choice,so all I can assume is that I'm an animal in the sack.
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Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55448 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

What does a RoofieColada say about you in bed?


You need an advantage.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55448 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

What does a RoofieColada say about you in bed?


You need an advantage.

ETA: Agreed shitty article.
This post was edited on 1/7/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37902 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

here is my bar
You look poor.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63537 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

i have to say attempted because it isn't close to being finished


I think the author wanted the OT to finish it for her.

Craft Beer drinkers:
You either have a wispy mustache, or wish you did. You've turned down more pussy from girls who said they like Bud Light than you've ever had. And when you do get a girl in bed, see light beer section.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55448 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Craft Beer drinkers:
You either have a wispy mustache, or wish you did. You've turned down more pussy from girls who said they like Bud Light than you've ever had. And when you do get a girl in bed, see light beer section.



Now that's funny. I'm a craft beer drinker and turned down some pussy. Only because I was in a relationship already or the woman was a warthog.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35577 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:16 pm to
Vodka and Crystal Light means I like to fall asleep on the couch.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55448 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Vodka and Crystal Light means I like to fall asleep on the couch.


But you keep your blood sugar low.

Too much hard liquor gets me drunk with a case of whiskey dick.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 5:21 pm to
My bar is empty right now.

Christmas Party
New Years Party
Party Last weekend........

Down to my last drop of Scotch......

What does it say about Scotch drinkers?

If it says we are lazy and like to pay the other to do all the work, it would be correct!
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