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Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:09 am to boxcarbarney
Two Aggies decide to go ice fishing. They get their cold weather gear, their chisels, and their fishing poles and set out on the ice.
The Aggies are chipping away at the ice when a booming voice from up above says "There's no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies look around, see no one, and starting chipping away again.
Again, a booming voice from up above says "There's no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies look around, see no one and continue chipping away.
Once again, the voice from above, louder and more urgent says "There's no fish in the ice!!!"
One of the Aggies looks up and asks "Is that you God?" The voice replies, "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria, you are on our skating rink. There's no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies are chipping away at the ice when a booming voice from up above says "There's no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies look around, see no one, and starting chipping away again.
Again, a booming voice from up above says "There's no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies look around, see no one and continue chipping away.
Once again, the voice from above, louder and more urgent says "There's no fish in the ice!!!"
One of the Aggies looks up and asks "Is that you God?" The voice replies, "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria, you are on our skating rink. There's no fish in the ice!"
Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:17 am to toratiger
An Aggie locked his keys in his car and was in a panic trying to get his doors unlocked because it was about to rain and all of his windows were down.
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 10:21 am
Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:22 am to LSURussian
Aggie birth control? Aggie sticks a rock in his shoe. Heard it'll make him limp.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:44 am to toratiger
Aggie proctologist stops by the grocery store on the way home from work. He pulls out his check book to pay for the items and then pulls out a rectal-thermometer and says, "shite! Some arse-holes got my ballpoint pen!"
Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:54 am to Woverw
What's the difference between an Aggie coed and a brick?
Once you lay a brick it won't follow you around.
Once you lay a brick it won't follow you around.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 10:59 am to toratiger
What do you call an Aggie coed with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant :rimshot:
Pregnant :rimshot:
Posted on 11/18/13 at 11:04 am to toratiger
An Aggie in the Houston Galleria was recently stranded on one of the escalators there for two hours when the electricity went off.....
Posted on 11/18/13 at 11:04 am to Crumble
How many Aggies does it take to paint a house?
Five hundred and one.
One to hold the paintbrush and 500 to move it back n forth.
Five hundred and one.
One to hold the paintbrush and 500 to move it back n forth.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 11:10 am to toratiger
Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 11:11 am to toratiger
What's the difference between the Boy Scouts and the corp of cadets?
the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:09 pm to G I Jeaux
Female Aggie went home to Dad.
"Dad" she says I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?
Dad replies, well honey the bad news....
"Well Dad" she says" I'm pregnant!!!"
"OH NO" he screams, "what could possibly be the good news!!??!!"
"I don't think it's mine" she says.
"Dad" she says I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?
Dad replies, well honey the bad news....
"Well Dad" she says" I'm pregnant!!!"
"OH NO" he screams, "what could possibly be the good news!!??!!"
"I don't think it's mine" she says.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:17 pm to toratiger
How does an aggie evacuate houston?
Interstate 610
Interstate 610
Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:17 pm to toratiger
Aggie walks into the doctor's office with a toad on his head. The doctor asks "what is the problem?"The toad replies: 'can you burn this wart off my arse?"
Posted on 11/18/13 at 12:44 pm to toratiger
An Aggie taking remedial english is asked to use the word "before" in a sentence.
He says, "2 + 2 before".
He says, "2 + 2 before".
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:00 pm to toratiger
How did the professor in LSU's College of Agriculture make millions of $ by selling Cheerios to Aggies?
He told the Aggies those are doughnut seeds.
He told the Aggies those are doughnut seeds.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 1:15 pm to toratiger
Best aggie joke of all... They thought they were going to win a NC in football this year.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 3:19 pm to toratiger
Why don't Aggies make Kool-Aid to drink on hot days?
They're still trying to figure out how to fit 2 qts of water in those little paper envelopes.
They're still trying to figure out how to fit 2 qts of water in those little paper envelopes.
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