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Let the aggie jokes fly.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 7:50 am
Posted on 11/18/13 at 7:50 am
They stopped the sex ed classes at atm.The mule died.Also halted the driving classes.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 7:53 am to toratiger
The Texas A and M hide and go seek Champions of 1974 were found in a closet last week.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 7:56 am to Mie2cents
How do you make a one armed aggie fall out of a tree?
Wave
Wave
Posted on 11/18/13 at 7:58 am to toratiger
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to hold the bulb, and two to spin the ladder.
3. One to hold the bulb, and two to spin the ladder.
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 7:59 am
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:03 am to toratiger
Question:What do Aggie women say after having sex?
Answer: Get off me daddy, you are smushing my cigarettes.
Answer: Get off me daddy, you are smushing my cigarettes.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:12 am to Mie2cents
Question: How do Aggie women turn the light on after having sex?
They open the car door.
They open the car door.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:24 am to The Mick
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This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 8:12 am
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:38 am to The Mick
quote:
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
one to change it
one to call it a tradition
one to put the old bulb up his arse
one to pick up collie shite
one to have a reason to kiss a girl after the change to keep up appearances
one to make sure everyone is as socially awkward as possible
and one to claim they did it better than texas
edit: oh so 7 i guess.
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 8:39 am
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:52 am to LSUnowhas2
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LSUnowhas2
EXCELLENT!!! Thank you!!!
Posted on 11/18/13 at 8:57 am to toratiger
Why did they quit the wave at Kyle Field?
B/c 2 aggy drowned
B/c 2 aggy drowned
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:03 am to toratiger
An Aggie student is doing an experiment with a frog. He wants to see how far the frog jumps each time he cuts off a
leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, "Jump froggy." The frog jumps. He records in is
notebook, froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet. Then he cuts off a second leg and says, "Jump froggy." He writes
down in his notebook, froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet. Then he cuts off its third leg and says, "Jump froggy." He
writes down in his notebook, froggy with one leg jumps ten feet. Then he cuts off its last leg and says, "Jump froggy."
The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, "Jump froggy!" But the frog just sits there. Finally, he writes in his
notebook, froggy with no legs can't hear.
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor
of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.
As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
proceeded with her tour.
"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it
painted in a light rose color.
And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my
window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"
The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."
leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, "Jump froggy." The frog jumps. He records in is
notebook, froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet. Then he cuts off a second leg and says, "Jump froggy." He writes
down in his notebook, froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet. Then he cuts off its third leg and says, "Jump froggy." He
writes down in his notebook, froggy with one leg jumps ten feet. Then he cuts off its last leg and says, "Jump froggy."
The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, "Jump froggy!" But the frog just sits there. Finally, he writes in his
notebook, froggy with no legs can't hear.
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor
of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.
As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."
The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
proceeded with her tour.
"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it
painted in a light rose color.
And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"
Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my
window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"
The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:09 am to MasterofTigerBait
An Aggie was hired to work at the M&M factory to proofread, but he got fired because he kept throwing out all of the W's.
Why don't Aggies like peanut M&M's? Too hard to peel.
Did you hear about the Aggie that was raking leaves and fell out of the tree and broke his leg?
Aggies were driving to Baton Rouge for the game and saw a sign on the interstate that read, "Baton Rouge left", so they went home.
Aggie was making the 6 hour drive to Baton Rouge for the game and when they got to Lake Charles, saw a sign on the interstate that said "clean restrooms ahead", so they did.
Aggie was walking in downtown College Station and saw a sign that said, "Wet Cement", so he did.
This post is dedicated to the Aggie pharmacist who spent his entire life trying to figure out how to get each little medicine bottle in the typewriter.
Why don't Aggies like peanut M&M's? Too hard to peel.
Did you hear about the Aggie that was raking leaves and fell out of the tree and broke his leg?
Aggies were driving to Baton Rouge for the game and saw a sign on the interstate that read, "Baton Rouge left", so they went home.
Aggie was making the 6 hour drive to Baton Rouge for the game and when they got to Lake Charles, saw a sign on the interstate that said "clean restrooms ahead", so they did.
Aggie was walking in downtown College Station and saw a sign that said, "Wet Cement", so he did.
This post is dedicated to the Aggie pharmacist who spent his entire life trying to figure out how to get each little medicine bottle in the typewriter.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:17 am to toratiger
There's really only one aggie joke. The rest are true stories.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:18 am to toratiger
frick the Aggies. I hate them and JFF. Sorry, not a joke.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:30 am to WacoTiger
Heard this one in the 80s...
An LSU cowboy ran into an Aggie cowboy and was immediately taken aback by his looks as he was bruised and beaten.
The LSU cowboy said, "hey Mr., you alright? You look like you could use a hand!"
The Aggie cowboy said, "oh, I'll be OK - it's just that my horse threw me!"
The LSU cowboy said, "He threw you!?"
The Aggie cowboy said, "Yup! And I got my foot caught in the stirrup! Drug me all over the place! Thought I was a dead man!"
The LSU cowboy said, "Well how did you managed to get free?"
The Aggie cowboy said, "The nice Wal-Mart manager came outside and unplugged the thing for me."
An LSU cowboy ran into an Aggie cowboy and was immediately taken aback by his looks as he was bruised and beaten.
The LSU cowboy said, "hey Mr., you alright? You look like you could use a hand!"
The Aggie cowboy said, "oh, I'll be OK - it's just that my horse threw me!"
The LSU cowboy said, "He threw you!?"
The Aggie cowboy said, "Yup! And I got my foot caught in the stirrup! Drug me all over the place! Thought I was a dead man!"
The LSU cowboy said, "Well how did you managed to get free?"
The Aggie cowboy said, "The nice Wal-Mart manager came outside and unplugged the thing for me."
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:43 am to toratiger
How does an Aggie know how to put on his underwear?
Yellow in the front, brown in the back....
Yellow in the front, brown in the back....
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