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re: Cooking steaks tonight. Ribeye or tenderloin?
Posted on 8/2/13 at 4:17 pm to Gaston
Posted on 8/2/13 at 4:17 pm to Gaston
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I ate some raw bacon in Mexico, after drinking in a pool all day, then proceeded to pass out right after I handed over the ring as best man during an outside wedding. Came to and the bride had ripped my shirt open and put ice on my crotch. Not my best moment. All the females in the wedding walked in as I was eating the bacon before the ceremony and they'll forever connect the two, though somehow I don't think they had anything to do with each other outside of the connection to my beer intake.
Ok, I think I understand. But why was the bride icing down your crotch?
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Posted on 8/2/13 at 4:23 pm to tigerfoot
To wake him up? The whole story seems weird 
Posted on 8/2/13 at 4:23 pm to tigerfoot
She's a nurse. I did a bit more than faint. I was eyes open, out. I had a full suit on and they just started ripping it off me since I was obviously overheated to the extreme. Ice on my chest didn't phase me so she moved it down to my crotch. That worked. I stated to regain focus and feel horribly bad for ruining their moment at about the same time.
Don't get married outside in Mexico this time of year wearing full suits. I blame pintrest on making women think they can have EVERYTHING.
Don't get married outside in Mexico this time of year wearing full suits. I blame pintrest on making women think they can have EVERYTHING.
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