The Death Valley 12th man needs to.....

WILL something good to happen early. We need to make AJ have a massive gastrointestinal problem in his pants.
Everybody talks about the good ol days in the late 50's and 60's when Death Valley was legend. When the roar could be heard miles away. When Billy made his run.

The legend has come back somewhat in recent years - starting with USC '79, FSU '82 and Auburn '88. Then again with UF '97, UT '00,
UGA '03 and UF '07.

Let's change all that this Saturday night. Let's set a new standard -one that may NEVER be broken. I want the noise to splinter wine glasses in the suites, to shatter Southern Comfort bottles in the purses of LSU fraternity boys' dates, and most of all - to crack every tooth of the THINGS sitting in the SE corner; to pop all their spittoons and Tide boxes.

To make them CRYYYYYYYYYYY.

I am SICK of these A-holes and their smug, faux-arrogant attitudes.
SIX them......

I would dearly love to have the Saturday Death Valley sound make the '79 USC game sound like a Sign-Language Workshop in the Helen Keller Room in the basement of the Nicholson Library.

THEN, I want to scream at the top of my lungs - """"Heyyyyyyyyy
Taaaaaaahd, we just beat da HELLLLL outta YOUUUUUUUUUUUU""""

I just got tickets. I will be warming up my vocal chords all week,
and I DAMN sure won't forget my bourbon and Sucrets.

It's on.

BUCK Fama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!