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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread

Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19104 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:10 pm to
Two Aggies were talking on a street corner in College Station when the first one says "Hey, Neat bike! Where'd ya get it?" and the other one says "Man, I was standing right here yesterday minding my own business when the most beautiful girl in the world rode up on this bike, hopped off, took all her clothes off, and said Take what you want big boy!" The other one replied "Good choice! I dont think her clothes would have fit you..."
Posted by mike'sgurl
Member since Oct 2012
28 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:09 pm to
Why don't Aggies make good pharmacists?

They have trouble getting those little bottles in the typewriter . . .
Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:54 pm to
An Aggie and an LSU fan were in the same bathroom, finishing up their business at about the same time. The LSU fan starts to walk out, and the Aggie says "son, at Texas A and M, they teach us to practice good hygeine, and insist that we wash our hands after taking a crap".

The LSU fans says "son, at LSU, we don't shite all over our hands".
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17996 posts
Posted on 10/18/12 at 9:59 am to
That's pretty sick Chubbs.
Posted by StayGoldPB
Member since Aug 2011
182 posts
Posted on 10/18/12 at 10:08 am to
quote:

"man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."


Richard pryor joke
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22794 posts
Posted on 10/18/12 at 10:13 am to
What do you call a group of aggies circle jerking around a mason jar?

Tradition
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17996 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:33 am to
Final Day Bump
Posted by TurDuken
West of the Mississip
Member since Jun 2012
632 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:38 am to
Why doesn't the A&M football team have ice water on the sidelines during games?



They lost the recipe



How do you know when an Aggie has been working on a personal computer?



There's white out on the screen,
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:41 am to
Aggies were driving down I-10 to a game in BR when a sign up ahead said LSU Left



so the Ags turned around and went home
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:46 am to
How many Aggies does it take to tackle a running back?

Good question, no one knows
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:50 am to
An aggie comes home from work, walks in to his bedroom to find his wife being railed by a Tiger. He pulls a gun from the closet, cocks it, and puts it to his head. His wife begins laughing hysterically. The aggie says "don't laugh sister, you're next!"
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 1:16 pm
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18459 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17996 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:21 pm to
An Aggie and a baby seal walk into a club...
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34517 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

LSU grad and Aggie grad pissing off the boat dock. Aggie grad says "man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:39 pm to
A skeleton was found on the aTm campus last week. Forensic analysis determined it to be the winner of the 1957 aggie hide and go seek tournament.
Posted by DirtMcGirt13
Hot Lanta by way of Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
832 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:48 pm to
Two aggie fans hitched a ride in the back of a pickup to Baton Rouge for the game. The truck suddenly drove off the road coming across the Sunshine Bridge crashing into the mississippis river. It was reported that the two aggie fans had drown because they couldnt get the tailgate open.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34517 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:52 pm to
what'd the baton rouge bartender say to the three A&M fans that walked into his bar??

















'GET THE frick OUT OF HERE'
Posted by bellewr
wichita falls, tx
Member since Dec 2008
417 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 2:52 pm to
What is the difference between an Aggie coed and a brick?












Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around.
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