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Deadspin's "Why Your Team Sucks 2012": New Orleans Saints edition

Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:45 pm
Posted by jmay2007
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:45 pm
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Well, if you can't laugh at yourself...

Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:52 pm to
Chad will be here about the Ingram part in 5.....4....3....2....
Posted by LSUzealot
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by cajuntiger07
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by Tygerfan
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:59 pm to




He sounds like he is butt hurt about something. Although most of it is funny.
Posted by CptRusty
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:59 pm to


This guy's writing reminds me of Maddox

Also:

quote:

3. Mark Ingram: Kinda shitty! Every carry Ingram got last season was more or less out of obligation, as if Sean Payton were saying: "Christ, we can't throw the ball and run Sproles every play, can we? We have to give the draft pick SOME carries."


This sounds awfully familiar!

quote:

Payton divorced his wife of nearly twenty years this summer and was seen not a month later grinding on co-eds in the Bahamas.


High five Coach!


ETA: Post 1000
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:08 pm
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:02 pm to
That shite was funny...and pretty much true.

ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:03 pm
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:05 pm to
Holy christ, I laughed at this.
quote:

2. DURRR I'M A SAINTS FANS GUMBO GUMBO CRAWDAD GUMBO.


Gotta go read the Falcons one. That's gotta be good too...
Posted by dcrews
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

BOY ITELLYA SEAN PAYTON HOOBOY BEST DEFENSIVE COACH EVER GUMBO KATRINA DIRTY RICE


Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

"BOY ITELLYA SEAN PAYTON HOOBOY BEST DEFENSIVE COACH EVER GUMBO KATRINA DIRTY RICE."


Legit. Blues posted this exact thing during the offseason.
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:07 pm
Posted by EmperorGout
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:56 pm to
Good stuff.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

And the best part about all this is that the Saints doubled down on the stupid and handed the interim head coaching job to a guy who is himself serving a six-game suspension. Then they got into a contract squabble with Drew Brees, who is only the most important player the franchise has ever had and probably will ever have. It's as if, in January, the Saints looked at themselves and were like, "Jesus, we've gotten wayyy too functional and successful. THAT'S NOT WHAT THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ARE ALL ABOUT GUMBO ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE!" And then they spent next few weeks cramming in as many bad decisions as they could so that they could reclaim their identity as the most incompetent team in football. Unfrickingbelievable. This will be the most senseless 9-7 season in NFL history. Also, Drew Brees is going bald.


Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32541 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:35 pm to
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discover that as a club policy we considered injuries sound defensive strategy.



Seems pretty sound to me.


I mean, if they are injured, they can't play, and therefore they can't beat us.
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 11:36 pm
Posted by c on z
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:58 pm to
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