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More Dooley Quotes to Fap to.

Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:49 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36194 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:49 pm
Damn Dooley, get off Bama's nutsack.

LINK

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Dooley on working for Saban: "Darwinism. The strong survive. ...I survived."


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Dooley said Bama might be the strongest defense in the modern era of college football. He clarified that he wasn't exaggerating.


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Dooley said big guys don't get hurt as much. Exhibit A: "I don't think Bama's had a guy get hurt this year." - Dooley: "Physics takes over. F equals M.A."


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Dooley on Bama: "They don't go to tackle you. They go to punish you."


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Dooley on Bama: "You find yourself watching them instead of studying them. They're such a great team."


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Dooley on Alabama: "This is what, Nick's fifth year there. It's his best team."




Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:50 pm to
jeez derek is all hot and bothered
Posted by Guchi
Tha skreets, Fort Sanders
Member since Oct 2011
2367 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:50 pm to
I remember that one time someone posted a Dooley quote on the rant.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:52 pm to
Dooley has a loser's mentality already. He won't last in the league.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36194 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I remember that one time someone posted a Dooley quote on the rant.


I figured I'd post all of these at once, instead of us getting a thread for each one later on. And if we do, we can all say germans.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14904 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:53 pm to
he should take bama's dick out of his mouth
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:56 pm to
quote:


Dooley has a loser's mentality already. He won't last in the league.


I can understand giving praise to other teams to prepare your own team and be humble, but goodness he is really giving off this mentality and I find it hard his players would read this and not think he's pissed he doesn't have the talent of Bama.
Posted by Guchi
Tha skreets, Fort Sanders
Member since Oct 2011
2367 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:58 pm to
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I figured I'd post all of these at once, instead of us getting a thread for each one later on. And if we do, we can all say germans.



Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35446 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

he should take bama's dick out of his mouth


Why?

It will just be re-inserted via his skull this Saturday?
Posted by ItFliesItDies
NO MAN's LAND
Member since Apr 2011
1246 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:00 pm to
Man sounds like Dooley has given up before he starts even preparing. What a coach to play for, jackarse
Posted by volfan30
Member since Jun 2010
40957 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Dooley has a loser's mentality already. He won't last in the league.


You must not remember Vince.

On Georgia School of the blind:
"If they're picked last in the Southeastern Special Needs Conference, then it must be the best damn conference in the land. Watching these guys on film, they may be the best team on our schedule. To even stay in this game is going to take something extraordinary from us."

Posted by dedfella
Ms
Member since Aug 2011
3953 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
What the frick is DD doing?

Is this some kind of campaign to make Bama overconfident or did he get into the robitussin early?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30418 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings.


Bo Burnham bite
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18769 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

It will just be re-inserted via his skull this Saturday?


Posted by WDChizik
Glendale, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
6052 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:01 pm to
Dooley's a hot and bothered astronaut jackin off to buffering vids of Saban eating apple sauce
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:03 pm to
I'm sure he got a standing applause from the jock reporters at his F = M x A equation.

There's something borderline naughty about these quotes.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54184 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:04 pm to
It is old school coach speak. Talk your opponent up like there is no way anyone could ever beat them. Nothing new, IMO. Except for the fact that it is true and Dooley really believes it.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:06 pm to
What?

No quotes about Germans and WW2???

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36194 posts
Posted on 10/17/11 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

No quotes about Germans and WW2???


No, cause these weren't german, like your yawn image is.
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