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Oregon fans were surprisingly dickish at the game
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:29 pm
We ran into and interacted with many Oregon fans in Dallas before the game, and to a man they were pleasant and well mannered.
That being said, the ducks fans were surprisingly some of the worst game day fans I have personally ever encountered.
Case in point: While I was inquiring with an usher as to the best route to our seats, a red headed goateed jerk off Oregon douche bag suddenly appeared in my face asking me why LSU fans all smell like corn dogs. I just looked unbelievingly at his leering face for a second then told him that "No, I don't know where the corn dog concession is." I assumed that would end the conversation, but he stepped closer and told me that I smell like corn dogs. I then told him that maybe he was smelling his own breath and asked him how many corn dogs he had personally sucked lately. Undeterred by the fact that by this time even his own friends were laughing at him, he once again asked why do all LSU fans smell like corn dogs?
I changed tactics at this point and asked him why do all Oregon fans feel that it is their responsibility en masse to manually demonstrate to all around them the size of their vaginas. He then got angry and said that LSU fans are universally known as corn dogs. I told him, "Cool Story Bro, thanks for the heads up." and headed for my seat.
Upon reaching my seats I found that we were sitting directly in front of two Oregon fans in a sea of Tiger fans. These two talked nonstop shite the entire game. They weren't content to cheer for their team. Instead they loudly treated all of us within earshot to the reasons LSU couldn't hang with oregon offensively, why Les Miles was too dumb to coach any team to victory over Chip Kelly, why LSU was too slow and out of shape to compete in the fourth quarter against the superbly conditioned Duck, and etc. etc, etc. They had to pontificate loudly to all around them not to worry, that no matter what was happening on the field before our eyes, all was going according to the genius Chip Kelly's grand plan which was soon to result in a resounding Oregon victory. At half time, there was one of the two running his mouth in the bathroom undeterred to be surrounded by a hundred or so Tiger fans. They didn't stop their dog and pony show until after Ford's last touchdown late in the fourth quarter. After that, they promptly and unceremoniously left, to the good natured jeers from all around them.
My favorite part of the game, other than the victory formation at the end, was when Zero #1 yelled to one and all that their punt returner was now going to take the ensuing punt to the house, because "that is what he does." Turns out T-Rex had other ideas and was soon standing in their end zone with the ball. A local hero then informed the dauntless duo that "that is what HE does" to the chorus of resounding laughter from all the LSU fans who were able to hear over the surrounding cheers.
Funny, after the game, they promptly resorted to the meek and mild mannered behavior they had exhibited before their arrival at Jerry World.
Had a couple that sat directly across the aisle of the plane on the flight out, and they both appeared to be fascinated by the tales of adventure related by a real estate salesman rather than so much as glance across the aisle, until one couldn't take it any more and feigned sleep for the final hour of the flight. All in all a very pleasant flight home.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Icongeauxtigers.png)
That being said, the ducks fans were surprisingly some of the worst game day fans I have personally ever encountered.
Case in point: While I was inquiring with an usher as to the best route to our seats, a red headed goateed jerk off Oregon douche bag suddenly appeared in my face asking me why LSU fans all smell like corn dogs. I just looked unbelievingly at his leering face for a second then told him that "No, I don't know where the corn dog concession is." I assumed that would end the conversation, but he stepped closer and told me that I smell like corn dogs. I then told him that maybe he was smelling his own breath and asked him how many corn dogs he had personally sucked lately. Undeterred by the fact that by this time even his own friends were laughing at him, he once again asked why do all LSU fans smell like corn dogs?
I changed tactics at this point and asked him why do all Oregon fans feel that it is their responsibility en masse to manually demonstrate to all around them the size of their vaginas. He then got angry and said that LSU fans are universally known as corn dogs. I told him, "Cool Story Bro, thanks for the heads up." and headed for my seat.
Upon reaching my seats I found that we were sitting directly in front of two Oregon fans in a sea of Tiger fans. These two talked nonstop shite the entire game. They weren't content to cheer for their team. Instead they loudly treated all of us within earshot to the reasons LSU couldn't hang with oregon offensively, why Les Miles was too dumb to coach any team to victory over Chip Kelly, why LSU was too slow and out of shape to compete in the fourth quarter against the superbly conditioned Duck, and etc. etc, etc. They had to pontificate loudly to all around them not to worry, that no matter what was happening on the field before our eyes, all was going according to the genius Chip Kelly's grand plan which was soon to result in a resounding Oregon victory. At half time, there was one of the two running his mouth in the bathroom undeterred to be surrounded by a hundred or so Tiger fans. They didn't stop their dog and pony show until after Ford's last touchdown late in the fourth quarter. After that, they promptly and unceremoniously left, to the good natured jeers from all around them.
My favorite part of the game, other than the victory formation at the end, was when Zero #1 yelled to one and all that their punt returner was now going to take the ensuing punt to the house, because "that is what he does." Turns out T-Rex had other ideas and was soon standing in their end zone with the ball. A local hero then informed the dauntless duo that "that is what HE does" to the chorus of resounding laughter from all the LSU fans who were able to hear over the surrounding cheers.
Funny, after the game, they promptly resorted to the meek and mild mannered behavior they had exhibited before their arrival at Jerry World.
Had a couple that sat directly across the aisle of the plane on the flight out, and they both appeared to be fascinated by the tales of adventure related by a real estate salesman rather than so much as glance across the aisle, until one couldn't take it any more and feigned sleep for the final hour of the flight. All in all a very pleasant flight home.
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Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:30 pm to phatcat
It was amateur hour they were way out classed by us and they knew it, and to mention never knew fanny packs were still in?
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:30 pm to phatcat
nm
This post was edited on 9/5/11 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:32 pm to phatcat
The only douches around me were LSU fans.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:36 pm to phatcat
They are just mad that the closed last season and opened this one against SEC teams and losses.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:48 pm to phatcat
quote:So were you the "well endowed" dude?
Upon reaching my seats I found that we were sitting directly in front of two Oregon fans in a sea of Tiger fans.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:51 pm to phatcat
Way to blow that corndog encounter out of proportion, if it even happened at all.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:52 pm to phatcat
quote:a punch to the ducks face would have ended that.
Oregon douche bag suddenly appeared in my face asking me why LSU fans all smell like corn dogs
the only issue i had with oregon fans was them booing our players that were hurt.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:54 pm to phatcat
No, but, seriously... why do you smell like a corndog?
This post was edited on 9/5/11 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 9/5/11 at 4:55 pm to phatcat
The Oregon group in front of me apologized before the game for James running all over us. They then felt the need to boo and flip off injured LSU players.
I still can't get over watching LSU fans throwing bread crumbs at unsuspecting duck fans.
I still can't get over watching LSU fans throwing bread crumbs at unsuspecting duck fans.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:03 pm to phatcat
i didin't have any problems with them. after the game we were walking back to our car and a few oregon fans were being harrassed. i told them "that's gotta get old huh", they just laughed it off and said "most of you guy's were really cool today".
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:16 pm to phatcat
Most of the duck fans I ran into were pretty laid back. Sat at the hotel bar the afternoon of the game and talked to one of their fans. He kept going on and on about their stadium and how it was the loudest in the country. "Can you believe 62,000 fans in one stadium yelling for their team?" My dad and I just smiled and said come down to BR on a Saturday night. He then went on a rant about how much he hated Auburn and their fans because he was at the MNC game and had some bad experiences.
Had a couple of duck fans yell LSU sucks and SEC overrated in the 2nd quarter. One fat arse gal behind us was booing our injured players. Other than that they were OK except the incessant OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shite during the game.
Had a couple of duck fans yell LSU sucks and SEC overrated in the 2nd quarter. One fat arse gal behind us was booing our injured players. Other than that they were OK except the incessant OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shite during the game.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:18 pm to phatcat
I had some pretty cool conversations with duck fans. Even swapped contact info. One worked for pixar so hopefully I can get a hook up
The guy behind me during the game was fed up with my cursing but that was reasonable. Other than that everyone seemed okay in that "I'm gonna talk up your team all day So we can be friends" kind of way.
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The guy behind me during the game was fed up with my cursing but that was reasonable. Other than that everyone seemed okay in that "I'm gonna talk up your team all day So we can be friends" kind of way.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:23 pm to phatcat
quote:This is the one part of your story that I find unbelievable.
After that, they promptly and unceremoniously left, to the good natured jeers from all around them.
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Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:28 pm to phatcat
quote:
Instead they loudly treated all of us within earshot to the reasons LSU couldn't hang with oregon offensively, why Les Miles was too dumb to coach any team to victory over Chip Kelly, why LSU was too slow and out of shape to compete in the fourth quarter against the superbly conditioned Duck, and etc. etc, etc.
These guys are in the game thread every week.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:29 pm to phatcat
You would be pissed too if you had red hair and a goatee.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 5:41 pm to phatcat
I call BS.
If they can make up stuff about our fans, we can do the same.
If they can make up stuff about our fans, we can do the same.
Posted on 9/5/11 at 8:09 pm to phatcat
quote:
red headed goateed jerk off Oregon douche bag suddenly appeared in my face asking me why LSU fans all smell like corn dogs
you should have bent him over and corndogged him
that would have shown him
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