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Phrases you hate hearing from food critics...
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:17 pm
"can you hear the crunch" as they bite into a soggy bun from a burger. "that crust seals inthe juices" when in fact there is no seal! The more you cook something the more moisture is released. Those are just afew
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:19 pm to Boondock544
Doesn't matter if it's a critic or not, but I can't stand these two:
1. Solid
2. To die for
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:24 pm to BrockLanders
"cooked to perfection"
This post was edited on 3/2/11 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:26 pm to Boondock544
when they describe the flavor as "earthy".
I still dont know wtf that is.
I still dont know wtf that is.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:31 pm to Boondock544
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"that crust seals inthe juices" when in fact there is no seal! The more you cook something the more moisture is released.
I thought the hypothesis was that if you just sear the outside at a very high temperature that it will help lock in the juices from escaping while cooking?
I don't think anyone is suggesting cooking something until 10 minutes beyond well done and then talking about how moist it is.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:32 pm to HideChaKidz
How about wine?
"It's bold without being pretentious. A healthy dose of nutty and fruity with a dash of whimsy."
"It's bold without being pretentious. A healthy dose of nutty and fruity with a dash of whimsy."
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:33 pm to Powerman
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I thought the hypothesis was that if you just sear the outside at a very high temperature that it will help lock in the juices from escaping while cooking?
I don't know the answer to this and I don't remember for sure, but I think there was a thread debunking this as a myth.
either that or agreeing 100%
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:34 pm to Zach
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How about wine?
I had a lady ask me the other if a particular win was "Chewy"
My response: Not so much

Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:35 pm to Tigertown in ATL
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I thought the hypothesis was that if you just sear the outside at a very high temperature that it will help lock in the juices from escaping while cooking?
I don't know the answer to this and I don't remember for sure, but I think there was a thread debunking this as a myth.
either that or agreeing 100%
Yeah there have been several studies/chefs that have debunked the idea of doing it to seal in the moisture. The best and only reason to do is for texture.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:36 pm to LSUAfro
No phrases are popping in to my head at the moment, but if I pick up TheAdvocate or 225 food reviews I can usually say the whole thing aggravates me.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:37 pm to LSUAfro
quote:yeah, texture and flavor.. Maillard reaction is nice, but it's not like it puts a latex seal around your roast.
The best and only reason to do is for texture.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:38 pm to LSUAfro
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I can usually say the whole thing aggravates me.
aww why?? Bc their reviews and awards are bought through the respective teirs of advertising? Get out!
Posted on 3/2/11 at 12:38 pm to Boondock544
Nothing against the poster who said it, but stuff like this "I think the acidity of the sundried tomatoes will work very well with the richness of the mozzarella."
Phrases like that just annoy me.
Phrases like that just annoy me.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:03 pm to Boondock544
I hate when fat people call something like cake or pudding "decadent."
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:32 pm to HideChaKidz
Get your hands on a truffle, you will immediately know what earthy is all about.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:34 pm to Slinger16
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I hate when fat people call something like cake or pudding "decadent."
Even worse - "sinful."
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:39 pm to paperstreet
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paperstreet
frick off.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:47 pm to glassman
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glassman
To each his own.
Posted on 3/2/11 at 1:50 pm to CITWTT
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Get your hands on a truffle, you will immediately know what earthy is all about.
It was actually the single best bite of food I've ever tasted, but no, I wasn't thinking "earthy".
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