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Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:18 pm
I once heard that in high school, when Cam Newton was playing defense ...
He tackled the opposing team's QB so hard that they quit on the spot
He tackled the opposing team's QB so hard that they quit on the spot
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:19 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Breast Cancer has a month dedicated to him.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:20 pm to Clyde Tipton
He farts and the applause is deafening
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:21 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
He once legally purchased a laptop just to see how it felt.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:22 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Cam Newton pees sitting down...
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:22 pm to DrTyger
He is the Auburn team and says so on a regular basis.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:23 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
i heard he routinely goes through the 20 items or less line with 21 items


Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:24 pm to DBG
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i heard he routinely goes through the 20 items or less line with 21 items


Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:24 pm to Chicken
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Cam Newton pees sitting down...
That's just another reason those who know him best refer to him as CAM'l Toe!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:25 pm to DBG
Cam Newton broke the law so bad even UF thought he was too hardcore. (Seriously, he did)


This post was edited on 10/20/10 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:27 pm to ztucke2
He bought a stolen laptop, just to prove the law of gravity.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:28 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
He stole the Dos Equis guy's laptop.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:29 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
He's so great, he's never "tooken" any hard shots!
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:30 pm to LSU Patrick
Cam once put up only 17 points against miss st just to see what it felt like.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:30 pm to Chicken
Cam Newton rarely replaces the roll of toilet paper, but when he does he makes sure that it runs down the back side.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:34 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Nabisco is considering the Cam Newton, with extra fruity filling.
Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:38 pm to DrTyger
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He once legally purchased a laptop just to see how it felt.

Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:39 pm to Tigergreg
I hear his tears cure cancer, hopefully we'll find out Saturday. 

Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:42 pm to Tigergreg
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Nabisco is considering the Cam Newton, with extra fruity filling.
extra fruity

Posted on 10/20/10 at 12:54 pm to Will Munny
I heard that the laptop wasn't the only thing Cam Newton threw out the window. He threw the playbook out too since the only play you need is Cam Newton.
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