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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by fastroper
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2010
642 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:35 pm to
Pygmy tribes in the Amazon rain forest sacrifice their virgin daughters to Cam Newton to receive another year of peace, fertility and no stolen laptops.
Posted by stpetelsutiger
St. Petersburg, FL
Member since Dec 2003
1160 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:45 pm to
Sir Isaac Cam Newton will again prove the theory of gravity Saturday when his last second hail mary pass falls to the ground and LSU wins by 4.

Posted by pabgolf
baton rouge
Member since Dec 2009
1901 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 3:56 pm to
Cam Newtons' spit fertilizes Jergen's Hair Stadium grass
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73656 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 4:11 pm to
This piece of sod snuck into Jordan-Hare just for a chance that Cam might step on him.
This post was edited on 10/22/10 at 4:12 pm
Posted by TGR
NOLA
Member since Feb 2007
6231 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 4:16 pm to
This thread is hilarious
Posted by Chaos Six
En Route
Member since May 2009
7812 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 5:55 pm to
Cam Newton and Rambo had a bet to see who had bigger balls. Cam Newton won by 5.
Posted by pabgolf
baton rouge
Member since Dec 2009
1901 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 7:02 pm to
This is the greatest post ever.....
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10727 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 7:41 pm to
When Cam Newton has sex he yells, "OH MY CAM NEWTON!"
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54307 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 8:37 pm to
Nick Saban has Cam Newton pajamas.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54307 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 8:42 pm to
Cam Newton once took scuba diving lessons. Not to learn how to scuba dive, but rather to learn what people who can't breathe under water have to go through.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton pees sitting down...


Wait a sec.....that's not money?
Posted by Ipreciateu2
Brazier-Watson in Lutcher
Member since Feb 2005
6470 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:46 pm to
Cam Newton eats sawdust and shits two by fours.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21384 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:54 pm to
Cam Newton has beers with Obama to give him "teachable moments."
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20946 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:56 pm to
Cam newtons ancestors owned white people
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21384 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 9:58 pm to
Cam Newton is allowed to pull over suspicious looking cops.
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9975 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:25 pm to
I hope the players and our DL guys use this on the Auburn offensive O-line tomorrow. Might distract them too much for them to get the play in.
Posted by LSUFan760
Member since Feb 2010
342 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

He once legally purchased a laptop just to see how it felt.
Posted by 318Tiger Fan
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
1859 posts
Posted on 10/22/10 at 11:09 pm to
the prophet muhammad prays to Cam Newton 5 times a day
Posted by LurkerIndeed
Fat Guy In A Little Coat
Member since Nov 2008
842 posts
Posted on 10/23/10 at 12:10 am to
God said, "Let there be light", and there was light, but only after he checked with Cam Newton first to see if it was okay.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
54307 posts
Posted on 10/23/10 at 6:29 am to
Cam newton doesn't wake up early to go fishing. Fish wake up early to jump in his boat.
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