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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!

Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Bassman
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2008
30 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:11 pm to
At night, monsters check under their bed for Cam Newton!
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:12 pm to
Cam Newton is the reason Waldo is hiding
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
101169 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to
Cam Newton is the reason Rueben Randle has no facial expressions.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27213 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to
Cam Newton runs so fast upfield that the Earth's rotation speeds up, thereby bringing us to the future.
Posted by LSUTexan78
Member since Sep 2007
2741 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:14 pm to
Dell computers relocated their assembly facilities outside of Texas after Cam Newton announced his decision to attend Blinn Junior College.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
101169 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:15 pm to
Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:16 pm to
Cam Newton is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.



Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27213 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Thus why the teams switch directions each quarter. To restore us to our proper time.


I heard that's why we've been switching directions all these years. Because one day He would come among us, or so the prophecy foretold.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
74230 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:17 pm to
Cam ran to Baton Rouge at the begining of the half, stole Gary Crowton's playbook, deleted everything but the option plays, and got back before the 3rd quarter.
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
1897 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:19 pm to
Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)
Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:20 pm to
Mike Silve forced Cam to transfer to Auburn to restore the balance of power between the SEC East and the SEC West.

(or)

In biology class, Cam cured Toomer's Corner.
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:21 pm to
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Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)



Wrong. Cam doesn't have a vehicle. Cam newton levitates.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:22 pm to
Cam Newton can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 24 seconds
Posted by Bassman
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2008
30 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:23 pm to
50cent used to be called one dollar.
Cam bitch-slapped him and now he is only half the man!
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:24 pm to
Cam Newton once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:26 pm to
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards...



Cam Newton can throw Brett Favre further.
Posted by GO_LSU
Bywater
Member since Aug 2005
745 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:27 pm to
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Cam Newton
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
20014 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Cam Newton rides on of these around campus. (seriously)


Thus, my earlier post about Nabisko's new Cam Newton's with extra fruity filling.
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 10/20/10 at 2:29 pm to
Cam Newton once drowned a fish.
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