Is this a pretty accurate depiction of what's gone down?

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For such a proud university, this is pathetic. Let's summarize:

- Texas: "We aren't happy. Let's explore other options."
- Colorado & Nebraska: "Crap. Texas is leaving; we'd better bolt!"
- Pac 10: "We'll take you Texas along with the rest of the Big 12 South except Baylor."
- Texas: "Sounds great Pac-10. Hang on a second while I round up the others."
- OU, OSU, Tech: "Whatever you say boss! We will follow!"
- A&M: "Pac-10 sounds interesting. But we are going to explore all options and then make a decision."
- Texas: "Uh, hang on Pac-10 we're going to need a few more minutes. (whispering loudly) Come on Aggies we are waiting!
- A&M: "Well you are going to have to wait longer. We'll make a decision when we're damn good and ready."
- Texas (internally): "Holy crap what do the Aggies think they are doing? Did they not hear us?? This isn't good. We can't allow this. How can we put pressure on them and make them look like the bad guys?"
- Pac-10 (impatient): "What's the hold up Texas?"
- Texas: "Uh, well, you see, we've decided that maybe keeping the rest of the Big 12 together isn't such a bad idea. After all, we are all about tradition. Oh Aggies, are you in? Or are you going to cause the destruction of the Big 12?"

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