Do I lose my Food Snob license if.....

not if you dip with Wheat Thins, and not Saltines..

if you don't eat like a peasant on occasion to see how good/bad it is then how can your criticisms have any merit?

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Do I lose my Food Snob license if.....
I eat the can of Underwood Deviled Ham that's in my pantry?

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Pfft. Might as well eat ground crickets.

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I used Fritos.

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30 day probation period for you Mister...

That ain't deviled ham, that's ham pate.

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Only if you marinate it in Itallian dressing, stuff it with cream cheese, wrap it in bacon, put a can of cream of mushroom soup on top of it, cook it till it is well done and season it with anything other than kosher salt and fresh black pepper

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That's eye-talian dressing, you have to pronounce it right for it to works its magic, and you forgot the Velveeta.

Then upon serving you give it the cou rouge (redneck)blessing "dang Otis, I didn't know we had a gor-met in the deer camp".

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Do I lose my Food Snob license if.....

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Only if you eat potted meat on crackers.

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I eat the can of Underwood Deviled Ham that's in my pantry?

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No. As long as you add some liquid smoke and use cream of mushroom soup as a binder. But, you must shape into cakes and coat in panko. Call them Virginia Ham Cakes. Awesome!!

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is potted meat REALLY any worse than hogshead cheese?

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Hayell yes.

Potted meat= chicken/beef guts.

Hoghead cheese= pork roast cut up.

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Potted meat= chicken/beef guts.

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and boudin is made from pork guts