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Meanwhile in Detroit, officials are begging residents to not steal fire hydrants

Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:46 am
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:46 am
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:47 am to
Sounds like they need some social workers.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
108972 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:48 am to
Must not be any new construction to steal brass from.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
13390 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:49 am to

75 so far ...

Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
13730 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:51 am to
Cameras?
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
2165 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:52 am to
This is what happens when a civilization transitions from Stage C to Stage D.

Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4926 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:21 am to
The water bandits are back!
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:39 am to
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officials are begging residents to not steal

This is a great strategy that should be expanded:
Beg bank robbers not to rob the bank.
Beg murderers not to kill anyone.
The possibilities are endless!
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17056 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 9:42 am to
Does water not gush out of a fitting when the hydrant is removed?

I assume they are stealing them to sell for scrap? There was someone who tried to sell about 120 manhole covers. They were stamped with Northport Water Works (Northport is a small community next to Tuscaloosa). These idiots had gone around the night before and removed them from streets and then tried to sell them. Of course there were numerous cars that had damage when they drove over holes left by the missing covers.

People are stupid.
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