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Corporal Wojtek - The Beer Drinking, Cigarette Eating Syrian Brown Bear

Posted on 4/18/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by FAT SEXY
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 5:55 pm
April 8, 1942: He was discovered as an orphaned cub in the Zagros mountains near Hamedan, Iran, by Polish soldiers of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, Anders' Army. The bear was traded from an Iranian boy for food.



Wojtek initially had problems swallowing and was fed condensed milk from an old vodka bottle. He was subsequently given fruit, marmalade, honey, and syrup.

Wojtek started to copy the other soldiers, drinking beer, smoking, and even marching alongside them on his hind legs. Wojtek had his own caregiver, assigned to look after him. The cub grew up while on campaign and was estimated to be 500 pounds by the time of the Battle of Monte Cassino.

While he did enjoy smoking, he preferred to eat the lit cigarettes.

Wojtek discovered a spy in the showers of a Polish army camp while stationed in Palestine. The spy, who had broken into the camp to steal equipment or intelligence, was so terrified by the sight of the bear that he began screaming, leading to his immediate capture by the soldiers. In exchange for this "patrol duty," Wojtek was famously rewarded with a bottle of beer.



On April 14, 1944 in Alexandria, Egypt the Polish army officially enlisted Wojtek as a Private into the 22nd Artillery Supply Company.. By giving him a rank, serial number, and paybook, they bypassed British transport regulations that prohibited animals on board a ship that was bound for Italy.

Wojtek boarding the ship


As an enlisted soldier he lived with the other men in tents or in a special wooden crate, which was transported by truck. The men loved having him in the tents on cold nights.

Wrestling with his fellow comrades was said to be one of his favorite activities.

During the Battle of Monte Cassino, Wojtek helped his unit convey ammunition by carrying 100 pound crates of 25 pound artillery shells, never dropping any of them. The bear mimicked the soldiers: when he saw the men lifting crates, he copied them. Wojtek carried boxes that normally required four men, which he would stack onto a truck or other ammunition boxes.

After the Polish victory, Wojtek became a celebrity among visiting Allied generals and statesmen. This service also earned him promotion to the rank of Corporal. In recognition of Wojtek's popularity, a depiction of a bear carrying an artillery shell was adopted as the official insignia of the 22nd Company.



Ain't nobody stealing this truck


Post-War Life

After the end of World War II in 1945, Wojtek was transported to Berwickshire, Scotland, with the rest of the 22nd Company through the Polish Resettlement Corps. They were stationed at Winfield Airfield on Sunwick Farm, near the village of Hutton, Scottish Borders. Wojtek soon became popular among local civilians and the press, and the Polish-Scottish Association made him an honorary member.

Wojtek in Britain


Following demobilisation on 15 November 1947, Wojtek was given to Edinburgh Zoo, where he spent the rest of his life, often visited by journalists and former Polish soldiers, some of whom tossed cigarettes for him to eat, as he did during his time in the army. He still happily responded to being spoken to in Polish, recognizing many of his former unit.

Some of his former comrades would sneak into his enclosure to wrestle with him, to the dismay of the zookeepers.

Wojtek died 2 December 1963, aged 21 of natural causes, weighing nearly 1,100 pounds
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 1:01 am
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:28 pm to
Baw!
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:32 pm to
That’s pretty cool!
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:34 pm to
That bear tried to assault bathing nurses

It was sad how he ended up
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:37 pm to
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That bear tried to assault bathing nurses


Like… what kind of assault? Pinch their rumps or eat them for dinner?

Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:44 pm to
In the showers and at the beach
Posted by LemmyLives
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:49 pm to
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comrades would sneak into his enclosure to wrestle with him, to the dismay of the zookeepers.

I've seen his story before, but never caught this tidbit.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:55 pm to
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Some of his former comrades would sneak into his enclosure to wrestle with him, to the dismay of the zookeepers.
Best part of the whole story.

Those WWII vets didn’t even give a shite.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 6:59 pm to
The brits fricked the Polish or let the soviets frick em and then locked their mascot up

Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:00 pm to
Rice

3-0 all time versus Alabama in football

ETA:

Mississippi State vs Alabama all time

18-86-3 (.169)

Absolutely abysmal
This post was edited on 4/18/26 at 7:05 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:02 pm to
and a food staple that has fed Billions
Posted by Upperdecker
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:02 pm to
Not your average bear
Posted by LemmyLives
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:03 pm to
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and a food staple that has fed Billions

We'd have a lot fewer H-1B applications without it.
Posted by Riverside
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:11 pm to
A legit cool story, bro. This should be made into a movie.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by FAT SEXY
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:53 pm to
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Not your average bear


Wojtek is widely considered the only bear to be officially enlisted into military service with a service number and rank.

There's been other bears that were mostly just mascots for their military affiliation.
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 1:50 am
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 7:59 pm to
I was supposed to go to the game tomorrow but today's got rained out and suddenly I think my plans have changed

but Pierce has em headed the right direction
Posted by FAT SEXY
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 8:07 pm to
#54 in RPI

Bubble territory with good trajectory as of late. Finish strong and they're in.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 8:26 pm to
ahead of LSU

We're back baby!!
Posted by junkfunky
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 8:52 pm to
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While he did enjoy smoking, he preferred to eat the lit cigarettes


We had a boxer that would do this with joints/blunts
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