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Strait of Hormuz is now completely open, markets are ripping new highs

Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:52 am
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:52 am
Posted by FliesByNight
Member since Apr 2026
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:53 am to
Truck nutz back on
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 7:53 am to
Slackster
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:00 am to
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
57661 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:04 am to
frick you eye ran. The strait is open when we say it's open..Hopefully the blockade of their ports remains
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16099 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:09 am to
Oh wait.

This is all dependent on the mental stability of the psychopaths in hezbollahstan?

This shouldn't take long.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
10273 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:11 am to
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LSUbest


Hold on to your hopes and dreams!
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
10273 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:16 am to
and


muh entering correction territory

frick every God damned a-hole rooting for that shite.

That could turn around and happen next week, but none of you cocksuckers are ever going to "call" it. You will guess and hype bullshite from leftist sites, then crow if it happens and hide if it doesn't.

Again, frick you. My net worth is hitting another new high this week.
Posted by bigjoe1
Member since Jan 2024
1793 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:18 am to
Looks like what's left of the Powers That Be in Iran don't want no more smoke.
Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2631 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:19 am to
Slick move by Trump with the US having its own blockade. He is standing up to them unlike the current Pope and the EU. Now maybe Europe can get some jet fuel. Will MSM report this?
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:21 am to
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Now maybe Europe can get some jet fuel.


or maybe not

Others will decide. They will have nothing to do with determining whether they do or they don't.
Posted by Augustus516
Member since Oct 2024
420 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:25 am to
Crazy times: when the president of the US says something about the Strait of Hormuz the markets roll their eyes like “well, that don’t mean shite.”

When Iran declares something, everyone takes it to the bank lol
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37271 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:28 am to
Define new highs.
Posted by bigjoe1
Member since Jan 2024
1793 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:31 am to
Pre opening, the S&P is on a new high
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45762 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:32 am to
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Define new highs.


Right after you define new lows, since we're just going to play stupid fricking semantic games you twat.

Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
3800 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:32 am to
It's been open since we took control of it.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
10273 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:40 am to
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KiwiHead


How do you say "cocksucker" in that half-assed "language" speak Maori speak?

Are the Maori running all of New Zealand yet? It they aren't, why don't you take your guilty white arse back to Aukland and make that happen?

Then come back and spew your leftist bullshite here after you have an actual skin on the wall.

How do New Zealanders deal with people forgetting you exist?
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 8:41 am
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
33599 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 8:44 am to
blockade still in place until we reach a deal per orange man.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
1869 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 1:38 pm to
Again, frick you. My net worth is hitting another new high this week.


buying "the straight is closed" dip in broad indexed fund has returned 10% for 2 weeks of no brainer purchase on the backs of panicans.

Solid work if you can get it.

Keep it up panicans!!!!!

sorry 9.56% heading into close. don't want to exaggerate the panican pain
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 1:42 pm
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