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Exhibit # infinity. When crime affects the most unaffected they sing a new show tune.

Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:25 pm
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2742 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:25 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15692867/patrick-pol-atteu-road-rage-hollywood.html

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A reality TV star couple are calling for a crackdown on crime in Los Angeles after they say a road rage attack left them fearing for their lives. Celebrity couturier Pol Atteu and his husband Patrik Simpson were at the intersection of Melrose Avenue and Vine Street in West Hollywood on Sunday when they say a man in a Toyota 4Runner cut off their Mercedes and attacked their vehicle.

Simpson and Atteu are well known on Hollywood's social scene thanks to their A-list clientele, with the likes of Carrie Underwood, Hillary Clinton, and the late Anna Nicole Smith donning Pol' Atteu Couture. The terrified couple, who have their own reality series on Amazon Prime, locked themselves inside the luxury car as the man punched the driver's side window and then kicked the door. 'I thought he was gonna kill us. I thought I was going to die,' Atteu told the Daily Mail. 'We were literally like trapped rats. And then he came running towards the car and I saw my life flash before my eyes,' Simpson added. 'I think if he had broken that window then we would not be here today.'




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The man eventually went back to his Toyota and sped off as the couple followed him down Hollywood from a distance while calling 911 to report the incident.

However, Atteu was shocked when the dispatcher told the couple to stop pursuing the driver, or else they could be held liable for damages resulting from them following the car. 'It was like they were trying to turn it around and say that we were in the wrong for following the guy,' said Simpson. 'All we were trying to do was to get the license plate, because if I did not have the license plate number we would not be able to do anything and we want to catch this man and prosecute him.'

After pulling over, the couple begged the dispatcher to send a police officer to inspect the damage to their Mercedes. Once an officer eventually arrived, the couple claim that they were told to file a report online. 'You'd think they would want to take my name down, my information down, like different things that have to do with us so that they can find a way to get back to us,' Atteu said. Simpson added, 'The fact is, if I'm being accosted or whatever this is that happened, whatever the right legal term is, the police weren't offering us any help.'


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The couple ended up filing a report for vandalism, which the Daily Mail has seen, but they have also taken matters into their own hands by sharing a video of the incident to social media, where they boast over 320,000 followers.

'I think in this day and age you have to be your own champion,' said Simpson. 'I'm not saying that you take justice into your own hands, but you have to seek accountability.'
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2742 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:27 pm to
This is the second gay dog I have posted in 24 hours. Not by choice.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29159 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:33 pm to
Looks like someone stole their manhood.
Posted by BCvol
Member since Jan 2022
424 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

However, Atteu was shocked when the dispatcher told the couple to stop pursuing the driver, or else they could be held liable for damages resulting from them following the car. 'It was like they were trying to turn it around and say that we were in the wrong for following the guy,' said Simpson.



Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88633 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:38 pm to
I’m sorry, but when you make yourself an easy target, bad things are gonna happen.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
76890 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

reality TV star couple

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Celebrity

Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1182 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:46 pm to
Why didn't they just get out and kick his arse. They both look capable.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
58878 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:48 pm to
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However, Atteu was shocked when the dispatcher told the couple to stop pursuing the driver, or else they could be held liable for damages resulting from them following the car. 'It was like they were trying to turn it around and say that we were in the wrong for following the guy,' said Simpson.


Be careful what you vote for, you just might get it.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38403 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:49 pm to
Their use of "a man" means the suspect was absolutely not white, otherwise, it would be the main theme of the article.

They're getting exactly what they voted for in this incident.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9638 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 12:56 pm to
They voted for this & most likely still don’t have any idea that the people they voted for support what they are complaining against because “Vote Blue No Matter Who”.
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
3463 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:00 pm to
Oh no! What we support and vote for came back and got us.

"A man". Yep, the description would not fit the narrative so we just say "a man". LOLOLOLOL
Posted by mwrawls
Member since May 2022
243 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:30 pm to
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Looks like someone stole their manhood.
Excuse me but you are assuming they ever had any to begin with.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
114509 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:33 pm to
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Pol Atteu and his husband Patrik Simpson


This will never not sound retarded
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5669 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:44 pm to




Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19051 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

However, Atteu was shocked when the dispatcher told the couple to stop pursuing the driver, or else they could be held liable for damages resulting from them following the car. 


What kind of "damages" could have resulted from them following a car?
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10016 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm to
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Why didn't they just get out and kick his arse. They both look capable.


They both look capable of doing something to his arse, but "kicking" prolly ain't it.
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19131 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:37 pm to
frickin’ freaks.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
17720 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:51 pm to
What’s cute couplesick frickers
Posted by mwrawls
Member since May 2022
243 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:15 pm to
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They both look capable of doing something to his arse, but "kicking" prolly ain't it.

Ha ha ha ha!!!!
You won the internet for today. Thank you for the laugh.
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