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GMT - What day is it again?
Posted on 3/29/26 at 5:07 am
Posted on 3/29/26 at 5:07 am
Been working so much this week, I forgot what day it was
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Time to get up and have some coffee and a biscuit
No joke. No real facts, no history, just the biscuits for yall

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Time to get up and have some coffee and a biscuit
No joke. No real facts, no history, just the biscuits for yall
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 5:53 am
Posted on 3/29/26 at 5:59 am to LanierSpots
Good Morning Humans
It’s the first day of the rest of yo lyfe., yo
But the least you could do is a good joke, yo.
Here’s a good long one, just the way she likes it.
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
It’s the first day of the rest of yo lyfe., yo
But the least you could do is a good joke, yo.
Here’s a good long one, just the way she likes it.
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
Posted on 3/29/26 at 6:00 am to LanierSpots
quote:
No joke. No real facts, no history, just the biscuits for yall
g' morning
Posted on 3/29/26 at 6:49 am to LanierSpots
Good morning, Youse guys.
Lanier is letting the fish sleep in and I’m going to put a big load of “frozen” biscuits, not tube to celebrate. And a POUND of bacon.
Lanier is letting the fish sleep in and I’m going to put a big load of “frozen” biscuits, not tube to celebrate. And a POUND of bacon.
This post was edited on 3/29/26 at 7:03 am
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:07 am to Beer did clam
Went out about 10 miles from Sarasota yesterday morning. Got a little sporty out there for my bay boat. I think I found my wave limit for trips out there. LOL. Had a family from Detroit and they actually did great. Had some fun with it coming in. Surfing waves is always fun. Till it isnt.
Been a nice week of small seas but that fun is over. The next week looks a little nautical for me out there. Stay in the bay this week.
Been a nice week of small seas but that fun is over. The next week looks a little nautical for me out there. Stay in the bay this week.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:20 am to LanierSpots
told my brother yesterday, "is this Tuesday?"
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:28 am to LanierSpots
that's a great short story
tell more of this stuff. Come do a thread on SEC OT on your boating. We'd love to keep track of it
tell more of this stuff. Come do a thread on SEC OT on your boating. We'd love to keep track of it
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:28 am to LanierSpots
Guiding 6 days a week brings that twin engine boat closer and closer.
What are you catching?
What are you catching?
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:55 am to LanierSpots
Good morning Lanier et al

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