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The Beginning of the End: Killer Whales and Dolphins are now working together
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:43 pm
They're working together, apparently even communicating, to hunt salmon.
I bet the arsehole dolphins frick it up somehow.
I bet the arsehole dolphins frick it up somehow.
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Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:48 pm to LegendInMyMind
Dolphins are awesome. They are assholes because they are smarter than everyone in the water.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:52 pm to LegendInMyMind
Watch out for narwhals aka the Jedi of the sea.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 8:58 pm to LegendInMyMind
I recently watched a Sea Hunt ep where the plot was resolved by having a bunch of "Killer"* whales go after a bunch of dolphins
*Allegedly a misnomer -- they don't kill people in the wild
probably misinformation started by dolphins
*Allegedly a misnomer -- they don't kill people in the wild
probably misinformation started by dolphins
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
Dolphins don't have hands so they feel out things with their pecker, as it turns out.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:06 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I bet the arsehole dolphins frick it up somehow.
Of those two you think dolphins are the assholes?
Orcas definitely win that award IMO.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:26 pm to LegendInMyMind
I saw a article about wolves and crows hunted together. The crows would alert the wolves to prey and eat the scraps. Also, crows have been listed as the smartest bird.
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:47 pm to CocomoLSU
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Of those two you think dolphins are the assholes?
Orcas definitely win that award IMO.
Orcas have honor and integrity. Dolphins are degenerates in every sense of the word.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:52 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 3/21/26 at 9:58 pm to OweO
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Dolphins are awesome. They are assholes because they are smarter than everyone in the water.
Orcas definitely are both, more so than dolphins
This post was edited on 3/21/26 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:06 pm to CocomoLSU
Nah, dolphins are definitely shady as frick.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:10 pm to OweO
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Dolphins are awesome.
They definitely like the ladies.
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Orcas have honor and integrity.
It’s not about honor. It’s about being an a-hole. I mean those assholes even hunt animals on fricking LAND:
They are total assholes to seals:
They kick seals like 70-80 feet in the air. For fun and just to be assholes:
Both orcas and dolphins are awesome, and incredibly smart. But when it comes to assholes, killer whales take the cake. They are relentlessly terrifying in how smart and capable they are. Dolphins do what, hump chicks sometimes? Aren’t they the only other mammals who have shes for fun? So that explains that behavior.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:09 pm to LegendInMyMind
Human sacrifice, killer whales and dolphins working together... MASS HYSTERIA!
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:16 pm to dblwall
I’m willing to bet that same woman has filed a complaint with HR because a guy looked at her low cut blouse too long.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:19 pm to CocomoLSU
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Of those two you think dolphins are the assholes?
Orcas definitely win that award IMO.
Whatever the truth, it is WAY funnier to make dolphins the assholes.
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:21 pm to Kafka
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*Allegedly a misnomer -- they don't kill people in the wild
probably misinformation started by dolphins
This is an underrated funny comment. Bravo!
Posted on 3/22/26 at 12:51 am to LegendInMyMind
Dolphins will rape you or you wife on your honeymoon but orcas will murder your entire family no how far inland they are.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 6:12 am to LegendInMyMind
Killer whales are dolphins.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 6:37 am to LegendInMyMind
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