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The Chicken Nugget Defense... Valid for the UK

Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7378 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:12 pm
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2183935/criminal-migrant-beats-deportation-chicken-nuggets
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A convicted Albanian criminal has been allowed to remain in Britain after a tribunal ruled that deporting him would be “unduly harsh” on his British son – because the 11-year-old refuses to eat foreign chicken nuggets. Klevis Disha, 39, entered the UK illegally in 2001 as a teenager claiming to be an unaccompanied minor from the former Yugoslavia. His asylum claim was refused but he was later granted indefinite leave to remain.

Those must be some chicken nuggets...
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The boy, a British citizen born and raised in the UK, has complex behavioural issues, emotional dysregulation, sensory sensitivities and a limited diet, reported the Mail. He is awaiting assessment for possible autism and is on the special educational needs register.

In evidence before the First-tier Tribunal (Immigration and Asylum Chamber), an occupational therapy report highlighted the child’s struggles with certain food textures.

Judge Veloso noted: “C will not eat the type of chicken nuggets available abroad.” It formed part of a wider finding that C’s first language is English and he does not speak or understand Albanian. He has only limited familiarity with Albania from brief annual visits to grandparents.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
19712 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:13 pm to
Jeeze Louise
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7378 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:46 pm to
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Jeeze Louise

Yup, when you think you've heard everything...
Posted by mwrawls
Member since May 2022
210 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:08 pm to
Is there no sanity left anywhere in the world?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48366 posts
Posted on 3/19/26 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

The boy, a British citizen born and raised in the UK, has complex behavioural issues, emotional dysregulation, sensory sensitivities and a limited diet, reported the Mail. He is awaiting assessment for possible autism and is on the special educational needs register.


Did a Somali Dr diagnose him?
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10782 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:56 am to
The chikd will be granted a doctorate in neurowcience because its unduly fair that they have the aame standard as others.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19386 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:10 am to
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The boy, a British citizen born and raised in the UK, has complex behavioural issues, emotional dysregulation, sensory sensitivities and a limited diet, reported the Mail.



Future terrorist.
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1253 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:20 am to
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Is there no sanity left anywhere in the world?


There are not enough arse whoopings in this world, that includes the arse woopings the parents miss as children and the arse whoopings they deserve presently,
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
3411 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:21 am to
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Future terrorist.


If you are a progressive, your fingers are crossed. Hopefully he kills the right people. That is what they want so badly.
Posted by mwrawls
Member since May 2022
210 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:05 am to
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There are not enough arse whoopings in this world, that includes the arse woopings the parents miss as children and the arse whoopings they deserve presently,


I would add that there aren't enough tar & featherings nowadays either.

WAAAAY too much BS happening... at ALL levels of life...
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
81687 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:16 am to

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has complex behavioural issues, emotional dysregulation, sensory sensitivities and a limited diet, reported the Mail. He is awaiting assessment for possible autism and is on the special educational needs register.


This reads like a psychobabble junk-science word salad.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19623 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 10:25 am to
But whose chicken nuggets? McDonald’s? KFC? Wendy’s?

Good at least he can’t come to the USA.
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7378 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:11 pm to
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But whose chicken nuggets? McDonald’s? KFC? Wendy’s?

That's what I want to know, what are these world beating chicken fingers!
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